Axton
Testing? Testing one two? One two. And now I have the voice of a douchebag. Great. <Ep12 - Pt3>
What? What the hell, Sarah -- <Axton - INVEcho>
Yeah, which was awesome! You can’t pretend that wasn’t awesome. <Axton - INVEcho>
So what now? You gonna turn me over to the firing squad? Unless they’ve changed the rules on me, I’m pretty sure semper fi means “forever.” <Axton - INVEcho>
Too bad. That would have been good advice. <Axton - INVEcho>
What’s this? <Axton - INVEcho>
Ouch. <Axton - INVEcho>
UNGHH! <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonA>
Ex-wife. You ain't her type -- she prefers men who have more brain cells than teeth. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonA>
OOF! <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonA>
Doubtful. She's on Themis with the rest of the battalion. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonA>
Getting to know the friendly locals. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonA>
UNGHH! <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonA>
Damn...you got me. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonB>
UNGHH! Come on, guys -- don't hold it against me. I just wanted to turn you idiots in and have the town you stole the money from chanting my name. Is that so much to ask for? <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonB>
OOF. Okay. Evidently it is. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonB>
It's...it's in there. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonB>
It's a storage deck unit. Just toss it on the ground and it'll...it'll open. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonB>
(sighing) That was too easy. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonB>
Ha-HA! Chew ?em up, turret! <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonB>
There you go, sheriff. Those are the guys who robbed your bank last week. I accept cash. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonC>
The warrant says twenty thousand. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonC>
Fair enough. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonC>
Eh, it's not the money. It was just...easy, you know? Too easy. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonC>
Oh, there was plenty of glory -- just the kind that winds you up on this hellhole of a planet. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonC>
Thanks. You got any other morons you need brought in? <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonD>
Waitaminute -- turn that up. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonD>
Hunh. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonD>
Nope. Sorry, Sheriff -- I think I just found a new job. <Conv - MapEcho - AxtonD>