CrazyEarl
Whatchu want? Just buy somethin’ and I’ll toss in this crap fuel cell. Just touchin’ it made two a’ my fingers rot off. And I only accept Eridium -- cash is for clowns, boy! <Ep4 - Pt3>
This stuff's just fo' you. <CrazyEarl - NPC - Store - Item>
Don't tell nobody I showed you this stuff. <CrazyEarl - NPC - Store - Item>
Thought you might be interested in this. <CrazyEarl - NPC - Store - Item>
Put this merchandise together just for yo' dumb ass. <CrazyEarl - NPC - Store - Item>
I hauled this crap out just for you. You don't buy, it I'ma be pissed. <CrazyEarl - NPC - Store - Item>
And don't come back! <CrazyEarl - Store - Bye>
Don't you hurry back! <CrazyEarl - Store - Bye>
Good riddance! <CrazyEarl - Store - Bye>
Where are you, Skrappy? Skrappy-y-y-y! (crying) <CrazyEarl - Store - Bye>
Outta my face! OUTTA MY FACE! <CrazyEarl - Store - Bye>
And stay gone! <CrazyEarl - Store - Bye>
Come back! I get lonely! <CrazyEarl - Store - Bye>
Yeah, that's what I thought! <CrazyEarl - Store - Bye>
You know where to find me! <CrazyEarl - Store - Bye>
You BETTER stay gone! <CrazyEarl - Store - Bye>
Displeasure doin' business with ya! <CrazyEarl - Store - Purchase>
Pff – what a sucker! <CrazyEarl - Store - Purchase>
holy crap, somebody actually PAID for that? <CrazyEarl - Store - Purchase>
Hope it helps ya kill stuff better. <CrazyEarl - Store - Purchase>
Thanks for the Eridium, chump! <CrazyEarl - Store - Purchase>
Take it and go! <CrazyEarl - Store - Purchase>
Don't even think about returnin' that! <CrazyEarl - Store - Purchase>
Don't tell nobody where you got that! <CrazyEarl - Store - Purchase>
If anybody asks, you found that! <CrazyEarl - Store - Purchase>
This never happened! <CrazyEarl - Store - Purchase>
Whatchu want? <CrazyEarl - Store - Welcome>
Buy somethin' or get outta my face! <CrazyEarl - Store - Welcome>
Whaddaya buyin'? <CrazyEarl - Store - Welcome>
It's dangerous to go alone, jerkwad. <CrazyEarl - Store - Welcome>
I don't got all day, skaglick! <CrazyEarl - Store - Welcome>
Pick somethin'! My time's valuable, kinda! <CrazyEarl - Store - Welcome>
Welcome to the black market. Don't tell your friends. <CrazyEarl - Store - Welcome>
Why ain't you bought somethin' yet? <CrazyEarl - Store - Welcome>
Who told you 'bout this place? I'll kill 'em! <CrazyEarl - Store - Welcome>
I don't care what ya buy, just buy somethin'! <CrazyEarl - Store - Welcome>
Borderlands 2: Crazy Earl Quotes
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