Critical Failure!

"Critical Fail" is the side quest from Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep DLC in Borderlands 2

Mission Type[edit]

Side Mission (DLC4) (Optional Mission)

Start location[edit]

Moxxi's Grog & Girls

How to start[edit]

Speak to Moxxi the Tavern Keeper

Locations[edit]

Moxxi's Grog & Girls

The Forest

The Immortal Woods

Sacred Ruins

Objectives[edit]

Find Gun

Roll to pick up

Find weapon

Roll again

Find Weapon

Roll

Defeat orc


TURN IN: The crit

Rewards[edit]

Money, XP, Miss Moxxi's Crit SMG

Mission Briefing[edit]

Here's a freebie for you.

Mission Debriefing[edit]

Destroy the weird gun-creature and pick up the gun one final time.

That was easy, wasn't it?

Walkthrough[edit]

Talk with Moxxi after having completed Denial, Anger, Initiative and helping her with the annoying Bar Patrons.

Dialogue[edit]

Moxxi: "Thanks again for taking care of those numbskulls. I left a gun for you kinda sorta-nearby. Feel free to grab it, honeybear."

Approach the gun:

Tina: "Alright -- I'ma just give this on to you. You see a powerful gun on the ground. Brick, roll to pick it up."

Brick: "I got a 1."

Lilith: "A one. That's a critical fail. Otherwise known as a 'fumble'."

Mordecai: "What? How can you fail to pick up a GUN?"

Tina: "Uh ... it looks like the gun flies out of your hands, into the distance."

Mordecai: "WHAT?"

Lilith: "That's the rules Mordy."

Tina: "Calm down, baby! Just track the gun down and roll again."

Finding the gun a second time:

Tina: "You find the gun again. Lilith, roll to pick it up."

Lilith: "Uhm, one."

Tina: "Oh, Uhhhhh, while picking up the gun, it accidentally slips from your hands again, but not before breaking all your fingers. Take like, a lot of damage.

Vault Hunter: "Holy crap. Seriously?"

Mordecai: "THIS MAKES NO SENSE!"

Tina: "Yeahhhhhh, that was harsh."

Finding the gun a third time:

Tina: "Okay Last chance, last roll. Mordecai -- Do it up!"

Mordecai: "ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME?!"

Tina: "Aaaagainst all known laws of probability, the gun transforms into an enormous monster. With swords for hands. Sorryyyyyy. Sorrysorrysorry."

After defeating Arguk the Butcher:

Tina: "The monster dies and drops, uhm, a gun. Will you pick it up."

Mordecai: "NO."

Tina: "Ah, screw it, I'll just give it to ya's. Go ahead and take it. No rollies."

Turn in:

Mordecai: "I official hate dice."


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