Side Mission (DLC4) (Optional Mission)
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TURN IN: Torgue the Gatekeeper
Money and XP
Men belong in the gym.
Find out if Torgue is a true geek. Inclusiveness, ho!
Mr. Torque: "I GOT A QUEST!"
Mr. Torque: "ALRIGHT, I GOT A SWEET-ASS QUEST FOR YOU. FIRST --"
Lilith: "Torque, why are you even playing? We all know you aren't actually interested in nerdy stuff, muscle-boy."
Mr. Torque: "WHAT, I CAN'T LIKE GEEK STUFF CAUSE I TAKE CARE OF MY BODY?! DISCRIMINATIOOOOOOOON!"
Lilith: "Can we get rid of this phony already?"
Tina: "Ladies. Ladies. I have an idea. Adventurers -- you must the three hidden questions of true geekiness. Torque, if you can answer my nerdy questions three, then a part of this game you shall be."
After getting the first question:
Tina: "You have found the first geeky question. Mister Torque: in the ECHO show "Space Journey in Space", what color shirt denoted that a crew member was likely to be eaten by a Thraaag?"
Mr. Torque: "DUH! RED!"
Tina: "Correct! Onto the next question, adventurers!"
Mr. Torgue: "WHY ARE YOU TESTING ME ON THIS STUFF AGAIN?"
Lilith: "Because you're a muscly guy. We gotta make sure you're not faking geekhood just cause it's trendy."
As the Flamerock Citizen runs off with the Scroll:
Mr. Torgue: "HE'S GETTING AWAY! GET HIM!"
As you chase the thief:
Mr Torgue: "GET HIM! PUNCH HIM! WOOOOOOOO!"
After taking the second scroll:
Tina: "Question two! In the ECHObook series "King of Jewelry", the rightful king needed to reforge his broken ... blank."
Mr. Torgue: "SWORD!"
Tina: "Correct! onto the final question!"
Mr. Torgue: "MAN, YOU GUYS ARE BEING SUPER EXCLUSIONARY!"
Lilith: Look. When I was a kid, boys mocked me for two reasons: my tattoos, and Bunkers and Badasses. I suffered for my geekiness. You don't get invade my culture just because it's 'cool' right now."
Mr. Torgue: "HOLY SKAGSUCK! REPRESSED ANGER MUCH?"
After getting the Third Scroll:
Tina: "Last Question! In the 23rd episode of the 15th season of 'Blue Box Adventures', what is the name of the ship that abducts the blue box?"
Mr. Torgue: "I don't, uh -- I don't know!"
Lilith: "Ooh, bad luck, Torgue. Looks like you're not a real geek after all."
Mr. Torgue: "(sobbing) Whyy-hy-hy! I'M JUST INTERESTED IN SCI-FI AND FANTASY AND UNICORNS AND *BLEEP*! WHY CAN'T I BE PART OF YOUR GAME?!"
Lilith: "Oh. Wow. I, uh ... I kinda feel like a dick."
Tina: "Meeeeee toooo."
Lilith: "Torgue? I, uh -- I'm sorry. You can totally join our game. You can give out sidequests in town, or something."
Mr. Torgue: "ALRIIIIGHT!"
Mr. Torgue: "You guys sure are the best, or my momma didn't name me Mister Torgue!"
Lilith: "Wait -- your first name is 'Mister Torgue'? What's your last name?"
Mr. Torgue: "Flexington!"