HypBot
What-do-you-think-of-the-city. <Ep12 - Pt2>
Weapons may only be sold by Hyperion representatives. All non-Hyperion arms dealers will be forcibly relocated to Jackville. <RockPaperGeno>
If you hear screaming coming from the research labs, stop listening so hard. <HypBot - Pandora - Speaker>
Feeding time is scheduled for noon every day, or whenever a zookeeper falls into a holding cell. <HypBot - Pandora - Speaker>
Thank you for open quotes volunteering closed quotes as a test subject at Hyperion Preserve. Do not attempt to leave the grounds. <HypBot - Pandora - Speaker>
Do not push, shove, scream, talk, or cry in line. All volunteers will be seen in the order they arrived. <HypBot - Pandora - Speaker>
Attention open quotes volunteers closed quotes; following your experiment you will receive an open quotes gift closed quotes. The gift is open quotes freedom closed quotes. <HypBot - Pandora - Speaker>
Volunteers are reminded to maintain a distance of twenty meters from the animal holding cells. Ignore this warning if you are in the open quotes human bait closed quotes testing group. <HypBot - Pandora - Speaker>
All personnel are reminded not to speak to or make eye contact with potential test subjects. Any Hyperion soldier found guilty of experiencing sympathy will be forced to switch places with the test subject. <HypBot - Pandora - Speaker>
Please stay within the red lines. If the red lines have worn away, use your best guess. <HypBot - Pandora - Speaker>
While waiting to be experimented upon, consider the majesty of the creatures surrounding you. Do not consider the fact that, barring any major accidents in the next few minutes, they will likely outlive you. <HypBot - Pandora - Speaker>
Eridium injections may cause side effects such as gigantism, insanity, and excess limb syndrome. <HypBot - Pandora - Speaker>
Do NOT touch the Eridium vats unless you have alerted a Hyperion technician first – preferrably one with a camera. <HypBot - Pandora - Speaker>
Borderlands 2: Hyperion Bot Quotes
From Orcz
