HypEngineer
I'll choke you to death with your own goddamn smock, you bandit quack! <Ep4 - Pt2>
Thanks for visiting the site, Jack. It means a lot to us! <Ep12 - Pt2>
GO TO HELL, BANDITS! <RockPaperGeno>
It's only a matter of time until Jack burns this city to the ground, you resistance scum! <RockPaperGeno>
This planet belongs to HYPERION, you savages! <RockPaperGeno>
Eyes open, boys – we're hearin' reports of vault hunters infiltratin' the city. Don't be afraid to run – we're not getting' paid enough for this crap. <HypEngineer - Hyperion - Speaker>
And now, a readin' of this week's construction casualties. Hartnell, W. Troughton, P. Pertwee, J. Baker, T. Now a moment of silence for the workers lost – alright, that was it. Back to work! <HypEngineer - Hyperion - Speaker>
Hyperion command has made a few requests of the construction team: one. Start dying less. ...Alright, actually it looks like that was the only thing on the list. Still, sound advice. <HypEngineer - Hyperion - Speaker>
Alright, workers, time for your lunch break! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 – hope you enjoyed your break – back to work! <HypEngineer - Hyperion - Speaker>
Workers – are you feelin' good? Feelin' healthy and confident? Then you're not working hard enough! A miserable worker is a hard worker! <HypEngineer - Hyperion - Speaker>
Engineers, let the loaders do the lifting. Loaders, let the Engineers take bandit fire. This is called “teamwork.” <HypEngineer - Hyperion - Speaker>
Just a few quick critiques from Handsome Jack: uh, firstly, he says we didn't quite nail his jawline in the statues, and, uh, oh yeah, he's ordered the deaths of every worker who has taken off more than fifteen minutes in the past three weeks. We'll be comin' around with chisels and firing squads shortly. <HypEngineer - Hyperion - Speaker>
Remember, workers: there's no “help me, I'm bleeding internally and need to see a doctor” in “team.” <HypEngineer - Hyperion - Speaker>
A reminder, workers: you can tell a R-42 hidden assault turret from a P-34 hidden security camera by the small orange stripe at the base of the wall mount. We don't wanna repeat the mistakes of the Hyperion suburbs on Promethea – half the town got blown to bits when they tried to take a shower. <HypEngineer - Hyperion - Speaker>
Borderlands 2: Hyperion Engineer Quotes
From Orcz
