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Remote override detected. Disengaging locks. <Ep2 - Pt1>
Targetting beacons initialized. Beginning mortar bombardment. <Ep11 - Pt4>
Preparing bio-scan. Please stand on the Hyperion emblem. <Ep13 - Pt2>
Bioscan incomplete. Please stand on the Hyperion emblem. <Ep13 - Pt2>
Bio-signature confirmed: hello, sexy. Awaiting password. <Ep13 - Pt2>
Enemy in range. Engaging autocannons. <Ep17 - Pt4>
Dispatching Jet Loaders. <Ep17 - Pt4>
Locking onto drop-barge. Commencing lunar bombardment. <Ep17 - Pt4>
Enemy in range. Engaging autocannons. <Ep17 - Pt4>
Security breach detected. Closing secondary doors. <Ep17 - Pt5>
Dispatching additional troops. <Ep17 - Pt5>
Activating additional door defenses. Turrets deployed. <Ep17 - Pt5>
Access denied. <Ep17 - Pt5>
Access…granted. <Ep17 - Pt5>
Reinforcements…depleted. <Ep17 - Pt5>
Creatures released. Security forces dispatched. <FreeWilly>
Feast your eyes upon the paradise that awaits you in Opportunity! A world filled with excitement and potential! Just think -- right now THIS could be you! <HomeMovies>
Or THIS! <HomeMovies>
Or THIS! <HomeMovies>
Emigrate to Opportunity today! <HomeMovies>
Feast your eyes upon the paradise that awaits you in Opportunity! A world filled with excitement and potential! This life can be yours! Just think -- right now THIS could be you! <HomeMovies>
Or THIS! <HomeMovies>
Or THIS! <HomeMovies>
Emigrate to Opportunity today! <HomeMovies>
The Hyperion corporation wishes to extend an olive branch, murderer. Should you considerably lower this world's bandit population, Hyperion is willing to reward you with a unique gun crafted just for you. <HypContract873>
Congratulations -- you have fulfilled Hyperion's contract and have earned the right to a unique weapon. Please return for your reward. <HypContract873>
Enjoy the Hyperion XKCD experimental weapon. Custom designed...for a murderer like yourself. <HypContract873>
Thank you for calling the Hyperion Suicide Prevention Hotline. Handsome Jack regrets to inform you that you are a coward. <KillYourself>
Trade request received. Payroll train dispatched. <PrettyTrainRob>
Exposing cash vaults. Please load Eridium shipment onto the train. <PrettyTrainRob>
Conductor distress signal received. Dispatching troops to payroll train number six two seven. <PrettyTrainRob>
Alert. Sensitive Hyperion documents have been acquired. Retrieve them at all costs. <UncleTed>
Hello, Mercenary. Should you return those sensitive documents to the Hyperion corporation, we can offer more than what Mister Baha's niece can pay. A fine Hyperion armament, for example. <UncleTed>
Hyperion thanks you for your assistance in this matter. We're still going to kill you. <UncleTed>
Welcome to the Hyperion Hall of History! All citizens who reach the end of our historical tour will receive a sizable tax refund! <WritenVictor>
Thank you for visiting the Hall of History! Take this tax refund as a reward for your continued loyalty. <WritenVictor>
Intruders detected. Locking door. <Ep2 - Pt1>
Access granted. <Ep2 - Pt1>
Rescinding lockdown. <Ep3 - Pt1>
Hyperion Uplink Established. Awaiting Commands. <Ep8 - Pt1>
Lunar supply drop incoming. Please take cover. <Ep9 - Pt1>
Lunar supply drop complete. As you were. <Ep9 - Pt1>
Uncalibrated fast-travel station request received. Estimated processing time: [three to six weeks.] <Ep9 - Pt2>
Loaders damaged. Deploying reinforcements. <Ep10 - Pt2>
Unauthorized access detected. Releasing loaders. <Ep10 - Pt2>
Intruder in range. Deploying reinforcements. <Ep10 - Pt4>
This is an automated message from Hyperion. The ground did not just move. <Ep12 - Pt2>
Curfew violation alert activated. <Ep12 - Pt3>
Scanning bio-signature. <Ep13 - Pt2>
Access granted. <Ep13 - Pt2>
Intruders detected. Locking path to Info Stockade. <Ep15 - Pt1>
Reinforcements requested at Hyperion Truth Network. Deploying. <ThisJustIn>
For your safety, and the safety of others, please maintain a safe distance from the slag pits at all times. Exceptions may be made for suicide attempts. <HypFemale - Arid - Nexus - Speaker>
A warning: do not refer to the town of Jackville by its previous, bandit-given name. Failure to follow this mandate will be punished with a permanent residence in Jackville. <HypFemale - Arid - Nexus - Speaker>
Tampering with Eridium pipelines is grounds for immediate ultra-murder. Requesting a clarification of the phrase “ultra-murder” from one's superiors is also grounds for immediate ultra-murder. <HypFemale - Arid - Nexus - Speaker>
If you are hearing this and are not a member or affiliate of the Hyperion corporation, please direct yourself to the nearest WAR loader for a summary escort from this plane of existence. <HypFemale - Arid - Nexus - Speaker>
Access to the central Nexus is strictly forbidden. Any Hyperion staff who prevents a co-worker from entering the central Nexus will be rewarded with a private viewing of Jack's most prized sexecution tapes. <HypFemale - Arid - Nexus - Speaker>
Hyperion scouts hypothesize that a Vault Hunter may be on their way to the central Nexus. Handsome Jack is offering a permanent work reassignment to the staff member who kills said Vault Hunter. <HypFemale - Arid - Nexus - Speaker>
Keep your noses clean, gentlemen. The worker found guilty of stealing the least amount of Eridium will be rewarded with a reassignment to Opportunity, and fifty lashes instead of the customary four hundred. <HypFemale - Arid - Nexus - Speaker>
Several engineers have reported concerns that they may be working for, quote, the bad guy. Needless to say, these claims are ludicrous, and further accusations to the contrary will result in public executions of the accuser's loved ones. <HypFemale - Arid - Nexus - Speaker>
Jackville is an important symbol of Hyperion's victory over the residents of Pandora. For this reason littering, vandalism, and rude behavior are strongly encouraged within the confines of Jackville. <HypFemale - Arid - Nexus - Speaker>
Today's security code, straight from Handsome Jack, is as follows: Eight zero zero eight one three five. Please write it down for safe keeping. <HypFemale - Arid - Nexus - Speaker>
The Info Stockade is the hub of all audiovisual information on Pandora. If you screw up, we will see it. <HypFemale - Arid - Nexus - Speaker>
The Guardian Angel security and surveillance system has been disabled. Staff will have to rely on themselves for information on their environment, and periodic validation of their skills. <HypFemale - Arid - Nexus - Speaker>
Welcome to the Info Stockade. You are here because you have made one or more mistakes in your previous assignment, or because you are a trespasser. <HypFemale - Arid - Nexus - Speaker>
All Hyperion staff be wary of slagged creatures. Their attacks may amplify subsequent damage taken from other sources. <HypFemale - Arid - Nexus - Speaker>
A reminder: slag does NOT cause significant damage on its own. When eliminating creatures or trespassers, switch to another weapon after your target has been slagged. <HypFemale - Arid - Nexus - Speaker>
Under no circumstances are Hyperion robots to (A), approach the local Threshers, or (B), gain self-awareness. <HypFemale - EEP - Speaker>
A reminder to all Hyperion robots: any and all supply drops lost to Thresher attacks will be taken out of your theoretical pay. <HypFemale - EEP - Speaker>
Robots, remember your three governing laws: Jack is your God, Threshers are your enemy, and both consider you disposable. <HypFemale - EEP - Speaker>
Hyperion machines are discouraged from being ingested by the Thresher population. <HypFemale - EEP - Speaker>
Any Hyperion robot able to [terminate a Thresher] will be awarded with the ability to be proud of the fact that they [terminated a Thresher]. <HypFemale - EEP - Speaker>
Warning: Coming into contact with Eridium runoff may result in slight exoskeleton obliteration. <HypFemale - EEP - Speaker>
A dying puppy. A baby in tears. If the previous statements elicited any emotional reaction, report to your supervisor for summary destruction. <HypFemale - EEP - Speaker>
Any bots attempting to steal Eridium crystals will be congratulated for their initiative before their public disassembling. <HypFemale - EEP - Speaker>
Keep it up, robots. You are adequate. <HypFemale - EEP - Speaker>
Loaders: please do not switch to suicide mode until moving a sufficient distance from Hyperion machinery. <HypFemale - EEP - Speaker>
Welcome to Hyperion's city of the future! Curfew starts at 4 pm. <HypFemale - Hyperion - Speaker>
In the event of a bandit raid, please remain calm and alert your nearest security officer. <HypFemale - Hyperion - Speaker>
Does someone you know exhibit unreasonable levels of interest in alien artifacts? Do they criticize the practices of Handsome Jack and the Hyperion corporation? Be warned – you may be dealing with a Vault Hunter. <HypFemale - Hyperion - Speaker>
Hyperion reminds you of the standing trillion dollar bounty for any and all potential Vault Hunters. <HypFemale - Hyperion - Speaker>
Hyperion reminds you the following crimes are punishable by hanging: Defacing statues of Jack. Loitering around statues of Jack. Disrupting maintenance of statues of Jack. Murder. Staring at statues of Jack. <HypFemale - Hyperion - Speaker>
Remember: reporting potential vault hunters will earn you a free trip to the Hyperion Hedonism center! <HypFemale - Hyperion - Speaker>
And now, a message to the construction workers of Opportunity, straight from the desk of Handsome Jack. <HypFemale - Hyperion - Speaker>
We hope you enjoyed the previous message from Handsome Jack. <HypFemale - Hyperion - Speaker>
An update on our immigration policy: Opportunity is an invite-only community. Be assured that unless you're wearing a five thousand dollar suit under your work slacks, you're not getting within a mile of this place once it's open. <HypFemale - Hyperion - Speaker>
Handsome Jack reminds you that if you can hear this message, you are in violation of curfew. <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
Should you feel the ground tremble beneath your feet, Hyperion urges you to ignore it. <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
Any bandits who turn themselves in to the nearest Hyperion outpost will be rewarded with money, a ticket off Pandora, and definitely NOT murder. <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
Handsome Jack is your friend. Believe in Handsome Jack. <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
Hyperion is here to help. <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
Did you know you can earn DOUBLE reward payouts if you turn in a bandit from your own clan? See a Hyperion representative for our "clan betrayal" bonus! <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
Your struggling is futile. Hyperion is the true path. <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
Bandits are the past. Hyperion is the future. <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
The Hyperion corporation: you're either with us, or you're dead. <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
Welcome to Hyperion's new Pandora! Please join us or die. <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
Praise be to Handsome Jack! <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
Glory to Handsome Jack! <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
Hyperion urges you to beware of Bullymong and Skag attacks. Unless you are a bandit. <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
Welcome to the future site of the Handsome Jack gallows and commemorative gift shop. <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
The Hyperion corporation has an important message: Handsome Jack is better than you. <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
The bounty on the bandit known as Roland is still unclaimed. See your local Hyperion authority for details. <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
Hyperion has a message to the bandits of Pandora: give up. <HypFemale - Ice - Bots>
Attention, Overlook residents: you’re welcome. <HypFemale - Overlook - Speaker>
Welcome to Overlook! We’re so pleased to see you! <HypFemale - Overlook - Speaker>
Hyperion wishes to remind you that it could be much worse. <HypFemale - Overlook - Speaker>
Overlook has once again inched out Jackville for fewest weekly curfew violations! For the next week, the grinder will only be used for egregious felonies, like littering or profanity. <HypFemale - Overlook - Speaker>
The Hyperion grinder lottery is almost upon us! Mandatory tickets will be sent to each household next month. <HypFemale - Overlook - Speaker>
Hyperion congratulates Harriet Blavis on the birth of her twins, and wishes her luck in choosing which one to keep. <HypFemale - Overlook - Speaker>
Hyperion suggests staying inside! The outdoors are dangerous, and do not have cable. <HypFemale - Overlook - Speaker>
Hyperion is proud to announce the size of your bi-yearly medicine shipment has [doubled]! Congratulations on your [second] bottle of aspirin. <HypFemale - Overlook - Speaker>
Hyperion reminds you that any unauthorized behavior will be rewarded with a one-way trip to the Grinder. <HypFemale - Overlook - Speaker>
A note to all Hyperion custodial bots: please shut down the grinder before attempting to clean its gears. <HypFemale - Overlook - Speaker>
Do not run. Do not panic. You are in the hands of a company that trusts and protects you, and would never inject you full of Eridium to test its mutative properties. Unless we really wanted to. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
If you belong to experiment group A, stay away from the creature cages. If you are part of group B, move closer. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
Hyperion is not responsible for any limbs lost to the creatures of the Preserve. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
Exercise caution when unloading slag barrels. The life you save may be more monetarily valuable than your own. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
When handling the creatures of the Preserve, try not to die. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
Do not cause physical violence to the creatures until you are on break. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
Employees are not to disturb the creatures of the Preserve unless they are extremely bored. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
The Hyperion Preserve is always accepting applicants for human slag testing. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
A reminder: slag is a byproduct of the Eridium refinement process. Slag is not valuable in and of itself. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
Remember, engineers -- through your efforts here, you are creating a safer, kinder Pandora. Through torture. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
All stowaways on Hyperion barges must be escorted to the slag experiment ward. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
Do not drink the river water in the Hyperion preserve. Do not ask why you cannot drink the river water in the Hyperion preserve. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
Hyperion asks you to never forget the rights, intelligence, and quiet dignity of the beasts interred in the Preserve. We only ask that you ignore them. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
A reminder: do not enter Stalker territory without a shock weapon. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
Creature fighting rings are only allowed on special occasions such as birthday parties, or Tuesdays. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
Exploitation Preserve centrifuges are to be used for scientific experimentation only. <HypFemale - Pandora - Speaker>
Rise from your grave! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Thanks for using this Hyperion New-U station! Please die again! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Perhaps if you'd bought more quality Hyperion munitions, you would not need to use the quality Hyperion New-U station so much! Just a thought! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Eager for revenge against whomever forced you into this unfortunate state? Why not upgrade your arsenal with some Hyperion firearms? <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Don't worry, customer -- death happens to all of us every once in a while. Except Handsome Jack. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion is not responsible for any fingers, toes, or breasts added during the respawn process. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Welcome back! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
The Hyperion corporation would like to remind you that the afterlife is extremely boring, and not worth visiting. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion suggests that you do not think about the fact that your current body is only a digital reconstruction of your original body, which died the first time you respawned. Do NOT think about this! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
The Hyperion corporation reminds you that all spawncampers will be permanently banned from this plane of existence. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
The Hyperion Corporation: We make your life. Period. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Dying is awesome! All of the cool kids are doing it! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
The Hyperion corporation is sure none of that was your fault. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Between you and us, that thing that killed you is a total dick. Please disregard this message if you committed suicide. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Anyone can live. Have the courage to die! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
The Hyperion corporation welcomes you back from your visit to the undiscovered country. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Oh, hey, you're back. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
The Hyperion corporation wishes to remind you that heroes die many deaths; cowards taste but one. Or something. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion suggests that you rejoice in your temporary death! A victory achieved without suffering is no victory at all! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Do not worry about the afterlife, Hyperion customer! Hell is reserved exclusively for pedophiles, and people who buy Jakobs munitions. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
The Hyperion Corporation suggests: LIVE! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
So, how are things? <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
So long as you believe in yourself, nothing can TRULY kill you! Except Handsome Jack. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
The Hyperion corporation wishes to clarify that the bright light you saw after death was our digistruct technology, not a higher power. Not higher than Hyperion, anyway. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
The Hyperion corporation says: you're welcome! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
The Hyperion corporation respects all forms of life, so long as they pass a credit check. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion says: back on your feet and show 'em what for! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
We wish you luck in getting revenge on those who killed you, unless you were killed by Hyperion personnel. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion thanks you for your patronage! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
So, how was the dying? <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion hopes you enjoy your new regeneration! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion recommends checking for any excess limbs before continuing your adventure. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
R-r-r-r-respawn! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion recommends channeling your post-death frustration into pre-death vengeful anger! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Enjoy your new you! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
The Hyperion Corporation: you don't die until we say so! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
If any idiot ever tells you that life would be meaningless without death, Hyperion recommends killing them. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion hopes your death was a learning experience, but wouldn't mind if you made the same mistake a few more times just to be sure. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Don't think of your death as failure; think of it as fun! Don't think of Hyperion's new-u respawn charges as war profiteering, think of them as war…fun! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion would like to remind you that there is only one thing worse than respawning, and that is not respawning. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
We at Hyperion wish to thank you for your attempts to overthrow us. The numerous deaths you have suffered during your revenge quest have brought in considerable profits! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Greetings, clone-of-the-recently-deceased! Good luck in your future endeavors! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion says life is for living, and death Is for running from at all costs. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion wishes to remind you that by using this respawn station, you have forfeited your right to reproduce. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion would like to take this opportunity to say: cha-ching! <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion recommends taking several deep breaths before swearing vengeance upon whatever killed you. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion recommends swearing vengeance on the thing that killed you, unless it was an inanimate object such as a cliff. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion is offering a ninety percent off sale on all New-U respawns! This offer expires in three-two-one-zero aww, better luck next time. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion asks: why die when you can respawn? <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
The Hyperion corporation says: Mortality, schmortality. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion says: afterlife, schmafterlife. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>
Hyperion says: Permanent death, schmermanent…schmeth. <HypFemale - Respawn - New - You>