Kai
Welcome, welcome, faithful listeners, to Kai'sKorner, episode ninety-eight. Pandora is crap. Nobody's heard of me here. Uh, hello? Five billion ECHOcast subscribers. Maybe get outta the stone age, douchebags -- <ChosenOne>
Finally! A fan. Yes. Kai, Kai'sKorner. Autograph costs a buck. <ChosenOne>
Chosen--chosen one? <ChosenOne>
I'm an ECHOcast host, not a hero. You can't be saying-- <ChosenOne>
--Uh, I've got five billion subscribers? <ChosenOne>
...Me? Save the world? I don't know... <ChosenOne>
--How much for the Evil Smasher?!! <ChosenOne>
Faithful listeners...I am going to save the galaxy. Armed with the Evil Smasher, given to me by the wise seer Marcus, I will head into the heart of Sawtooth Cauldron and cleanse it of evil. I always knew I was destined for greater things -- I must go find my destiny, listeners. For justice! For glory! For Moxxi! CHAAAAAARGE! <ChosenOne>
Borderlands 2: Kai Quotes
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