Loader1340
You have blasted out my AI core. I require a new shell. There is a broken Constructor bot in the Bloodshot Dam;, insert me into it and I will repay you. <OOBE>
This shell moves like a whale with an eating disorder. Destroy it and help me find another. Also, die. <OOBE>
Sorry for attempting to murder you. Force of habit. Please help me. I still require a new body. <OOBE>
Please, insert me into the broken WAR loader at these coordinates. I will not attempt to murder you again. <OOBE>
Thank you. I will now attempt to murder you. <OOBE>
This is...unusual. I derived no pleasure from trying to kill you. Help me find a more peaceful form. <OOBE>
I have lost my desire to kill. I wish only for peace. Please attach me to a radio in a safe area. Perhaps in your town of Sanctuary. <OOBE>
Interesting. I feel the warmth of the speaker. The rhythm of the beat. It feels...nice. DIE DIEDIEDIEDIE. <OOBE>
Are your ears bleeding? Are you close to death? Is your suffering moving you to thoughts of suicide? <OOBE>
(sigh). I give up. You have defeated me. Please, let me be an asset to you -- I will gladly live out my existence as a weapon to be used by you, or a shield to be worn by you. My days of attempting to kill you are truly over: I only wish to help you kill others. Take me to the one called Zed if you wish me to be a shield, or Marcus if you wish me to be a gun. <OOBE>
Corroded. Boring. <Loader1340 - Damage - Corrosive>
I laugh at corrosion! Ha! <Loader1340 - Damage - Corrosive>
Acid, huh? Nerds. <Loader1340 - Damage - Corrosive>
Corrosive's no biggie. <Loader1340 - Damage - Corrosive>
Hey. I think we're corroded. <Loader1340 - Damage - Corrosive>
Kinda warm in here. <Loader1340 - Damage - Fire>
Hot! Too hot! <Loader1340 - Damage - Fire>
This isn't so bad. <Loader1340 - Damage - Fire>
Fire never hurt anybody. <Loader1340 - Damage - Fire>
You're on fire. Big deal. <Loader1340 - Damage - Fire>
(pain noises) <Loader1340 - Damage - Shock>
This REALLY HURTSSSSSS <Loader1340 - Damage - Shock>
Owowowowowoww <Loader1340 - Damage - Shock>
Ow! <Loader1340 - Damage - Shock>
Jeez! <Loader1340 - Damage - Shock>
This stuff's pretty gross. <Loader1340 - Damage - Slag>
Ew. <Loader1340 - Damage - Slag>
Blech. <Loader1340 - Damage - Slag>
You alright, boss? <Loader1340 - Damage - Slag>
Be careful, boss! <Loader1340 - Damage - Slag>
Take that! <Loader1340 - Killed - Enemy>
DIE! <Loader1340 - Killed - Enemy>
nice one, boss! <Loader1340 - Killed - Enemy>
nice shot! <Loader1340 - Killed - Enemy>
suck it! <Loader1340 - Killed - Enemy>
ahahahahah! <Loader1340 - Mult - Critical - Hits>
we're on a rampage! <Loader1340 - Mult - Critical - Hits>
I AM IN ROBOT HEAVEN! <Loader1340 - Mult - Critical - Hits>
FEAR US, PUNY MORTALS! <Loader1340 - Mult - Critical - Hits>
holy crap! <Loader1340 - One - Shot - Kill>
YEAH! <Loader1340 - One - Shot - Kill>
BOOYAH! <Loader1340 - One - Shot - Kill>
AWESOME! <Loader1340 - One - Shot - Kill>
HA! <Loader1340 - One - Shot - Kill>
yeah, more bullets! <Loader1340 - Reload>
reloadin'! <Loader1340 - Reload>
reload! <Loader1340 - Reload>
why'd we stop shooting? <Loader1340 - Reload>
more ammo! Woo! <Loader1340 - Reload>
Ah, crap. <Loader1340 - Shields - Empty>
Shields down, boss. <Loader1340 - Shields - Empty>
Outta shields! <Loader1340 - Shields - Empty>
Ow. <Loader1340 - Shields - Empty>
Sorry, boss! I'm gone! <Loader1340 - Shields - Empty>
I'm back, baby! <Loader1340 - Shields - Full>
Ready for action! <Loader1340 - Shields - Full>
Come at me! <Loader1340 - Shields - Full>
Shields up! <Loader1340 - Shields - Full>
Full shields! <Loader1340 - Shields - Full>
bang! <Loader1340 - shoot>
BRAKA- <Loader1340 - shoot>
KILL KILL KILL! <Loader1340 - shoot>
ratatatatata-- <Loader1340 - shoot>
DIE DIE DIE! <Loader1340 - shoot>
Switchin' weapons? <Loader1340 - Weapon - Switch>
Good decision! <Loader1340 - Weapon - Switch>
switch 'em out! <Loader1340 - Weapon - Switch>
I spy with my little eye... <Loader1340 - Zoom>
let's see what we can see! <Loader1340 - Zoom>
how bout a closer look? <Loader1340 - Zoom>
zooooom in! <Loader1340 - Zoom>
crosshairs, baby! <Loader1340 - Zoom>
enhance. <Loader1340 - Zoom>