Side Mission (DLC4) (Optional Mission)
How to start
Be sure you have a Sniper Rifle, preferably Corrosive-Type.
TURN IN: Torgue the Gatekeeper
Money, XP and a Blue Torgue Rocket Launcher
Lvl 52 VH LFG
Bring a sniper rifle
Mr. Torque: "QUEST TIME, HUMPADUMP! A DANGEROUS MONSTER whom you should kill is hiding out nearby. END OF QUEST BRIEFING!"
Approach the Lair:
DatVaultHuntr: "Hey. Anyother Vault Hunter. You here to kill the monster, too?"
Headshotz: "Well buzz off! He only spawns like every ten minutes and we were here first!"
E-Sports: "420 E-SPORTS LOLOLOL!"
DatVaultHuntr: "Get ready, everybody -- it's spawning!"
DatVaultHuntr: "Alright, guys! We got the kill!"
Mr. Torgue: "What?! Now we'll have to wait FIVE MINTUES for it to respawn! THIS IS TRULY OUR DARKEST HOUR!"
E-Sports: "E-Sports 420 SPEEDRUNZ!"
Mr. Torgue: "IDEA! If you make those players rage quit, you can just kill the monster yourself! If you kill one of 'em with melee, headshot another with a sniper rifle, and desecrate the last one's corpse, they'll definitely ragequit!"
Fire on any of them:
DatVaultHuntr: "Hey! What are you doing?!"
Headshotz: "Stop it, jerk bag! This is MY kill!"
Take down E-Sports the first time:
E-Sports: "YOLO SWAG E-SPORTS MEGAHAXX 420 GET BLAZED!"
Take down E-Sports the second time:
E-Sports: "YOLO YOLO YOLO HASHTAG YOLO !"
Take down Headshotz:
Headshotz: "Cheap kill! Cheap kill! I'm coming back!"
DatVaultHuntr: "I'm back! That boss is MINE!"
Teabag DatVaultHuntr once:
DatVaultHuntr: "DAMMIT! Once I get back to my corpse and respawn, you're dead!"
Teabag DatVaultHuntr twice:
DatVaultHuntr: "Ah. You dick!"
With the 3 NPC's dead:
Torgue: "Alright, your competitors have all disconnected! Now kill that monster!"
Kill the Badass Skeleton:
Torgue: "All RIIIIGHT! You got credit for the kill! Come on back whenevs baby!"
Torgue: "What is an E-Sports?"