MickZaford
Ah, me faithful soldier. Here to help me wipe out these rednecks, eh? <FamFuedFiddle>
My wart-covered fanny they is! <FamFuedFiddle>
You two-faced son of a slag! You won't live ta regret that! <FamFuedFiddle>
I knew you was a Zaford in the end. Let's talk. <FamFuedFiddle>
Ya done a good thing today, mate. This here's a family heirloom -- use it well. <FamFuedFiddle>
Boyo! We're finally gonna finish off these Hodunks for good -- come meet us by the Lynchwood train station! <FamFuedFiddle>
Enough of this! Shoot Tector! <FamFuedFiddle>
Screw you -- shoot those Hodunk bastards! <FamFuedFiddle>
They crashed me boy's wake! <FamFuedFiddle>
Shoot him! <FamFuedFiddle>
You gonna help me get demHodunk bastards? Good. If there's anything they love more than gettin' to second base with their sisters, it's cars. I want ya to get out there, and ruin' their race. Come into me basement. <FamFuedFirst>
Grab dat dynamite like a good lad. <FamFuedFirst>
There we are. Now get out to the Dust. I'll be up at the bar if ya need me. <FamFuedFirst>
Now get out to da track. <FamFuedFirst>
Da Hodunks do one a' these races every so often. I want ya to place them charges on the fireworks they leave around the track -- when they set off the fireworks, it'll make for some proper violence! <FamFuedFirst>
Now that the dynamite's ready, head up to where the Hodunk's got their pyrotech set up. It'll be a great place to watch the destruction. <FamFuedFirst>
Kill that Pyrotech. No witnesses. <FamFuedFirst>
Alright, the race is startin'. Ya just gotta blow up all their cars and their race'll be ruined. Blow the explosives once the bastards get near the fireworks. <FamFuedFirst>
Alright, the race is startin'. Ya just gotta blow up at least one of their cars and their race'll be ruined. Blow the explosives once the bastards get near the dynamite ya planted. <FamFuedFirst>
They're in the straightaway! <FamFuedFirst>
They just hit the bridge roundabout -- they're comin' your way! <FamFuedFirst>
They're just about to leap off the bridge -- keep yer eyes peeled! <FamFuedFirst>
They're close, get ready to blow the dynamite! <FamFuedFirst>
They're almost there! <FamFuedFirst>
NOW! <FamFuedFirst>
The race is startin'! Shoot the dynamite once the cars reach ?em! <FamFuedFirst>
Ya missed yer chance -- now get down there and blow the cars up yerself! <FamFuedFirst>
Fraykin' brilliant! <FamFuedFirst>
They got away -- chase 'em down! <FamFuedFirst>
Why'd ya shoot the cars?! Ya had perfectly good explosives to use! Better get in you car and chase the bastards down! <FamFuedFirst>
Fraykin' brilliant! Ya got 'em! Come on back! <FamFuedFirst>
Least ya got 'em in the end. Come on back. <FamFuedFirst>
Good job, boyo. Dem Hodunks'll pay for what their offspring did to my Lucky. <FamFuedFirst>
You picked the right family in this war, boyo. Ages back, one of the Hodunks drowned a few Zaford boys in the creekbed. After an ex-Hodunk killed me boy Lucky a few years back, we made a truce -- but after what happened to our distillery, it sounds like the war's back on. <FamFuedFirst>
Ya done me proud, boyo! I'll let ya know when I got more work for ya. <FamFuedFirst>
You busted some of the cars -- now get down there and finish off the rest! <FamFuedFirst>
I need another merc to hit back at the Hodunks, dammit! <FamFuedRainbow>
They killed my boy. The Hodunks sent some...hick to track my boy Peter to our cash stash and den dey murdered him like an animal. Never hurt a soul, he didn't. There's only one thing to do: burn their trailers to da ground. Ideally after sundown -- I wanna see their flamin' homes burnin' against the midnight sky. Get goin'. <FamFuedTrailer>
Get the gas tanks open, den hit ?em wit a fire weapon. Dis may seem...brutal, but da Hodunks started this. Great-grandpap Hodunk stabbed me great grandpap to death in his sleep, like a filthy rat. Dey brought dis war on demselves. <FamFuedTrailer>
Now hit the tank with a fire weapon. Regular bullets'll just bounce off. <FamFuedTrailer>
I don't apologize for dis. You go to war, you play to win. That means bein'willin' to do what the other side won't -- even if dat'sburnin' people in their homes while dey sleep. <FamFuedTrailer>
Dat'll do. Get back here. <FamFuedTrailer>
Few years back, an ex-Hodunk killed my son Lucky. We're holdin' our annual wake for him soon -- I'd be proud ta have ya there. <FamFuedTrailer>
I got another job for ya, boyo. Meet with my man out in the dust -- he'll give ya the details. <FamFuedTrailer>
Nightfall. The perfect time for settin' hillbillies ablaze. Get to it. <FamFuedTrailer>
Ohohohoho -- you did well, boyo. Get back to Steve. <FamFuedTrailer>
Who crashes a WAKE?! That's IT, Hodunk! No more messin' around -- a fight to the death! ZafordvsHodunk! <FamFuedWakey>
What's goin' on out there? Piss on me eyes -- is that the Hodunk emblem I see? Dem bastards broke the truce! You rednecks will regret messin' with Mick Zaford! <FamFuedWar>
I'm calling all gun-hands ta help me stamp out the Hodunks! I pay in blood, booze, and bullets! Come to the Holy Spirits bar! <FamFuedWar>
Ah, a new recruit -- welcome to the Zaford family. <FamFuedWar>
You didn't see tha bastard who destroyed my distillery, didja? <FamFuedWar>
Lemme getcha a drink. <FamFuedWar>
Dammit -- it's dry! Those Hodunks destroyed my distillery! That's IT! The truce is OFF! You -- Vault Hunter. Let's talk. <FamFuedWar>
Oi -- rednecks! I hear you’re spreadin’ lies about the Zaford-Hodunk war again. Scarin’ yer little kids with stories about grandma-eatin’ boogeymen and the like. Well lemme give ya the only bit of education you backbirthed teatsuckers will ever hear: your family started da feud. Yer Great Grandpap Lyle Hodunk stole two Zaford children and drowned ‘em in a creekbed. Just fer fun. We’ll honor the truce as long as you hill-bills do, but never forget the Hodunks fired the first shot in this war. And never doubt that the Zafords will fire the last. <MapEcho - Dust>
Dem Hodunks drownin' in their own blood yet? <MickZaford - Quest - During>
So, what's the story with da Hodunks? <MickZaford - Quest - During>
You doin' that quest or what? <MickZaford - Quest - During>
It's time ta fight back, lad. <MickZaford - Quest - New>
Dem Hodunks is gonna pay. <MickZaford - Quest - New>
You ready for more violence? <MickZaford - Quest - New>
Them Hodunks can sleep easy. Fer now. <MickZaford - Quest - No - New>
Gotta wait for dem ta make the next move. <MickZaford - Quest - No - New>
Not the right time to strike yet. Gotta wait. <MickZaford - Quest - No - New>
Gah -- Errol, for tha last time, this ain't the bathroom! <MickZaford - Quest - NPC - Mumble>
Whoreson! <MickZaford - Quest - NPC - Mumble>
Happy days! <MickZaford - Quest - NPC - Mumble>
(grunt of exertion) <MickZaford - Quest - NPC - Mumble>
Open up already! <MickZaford - Quest - NPC - Mumble>
It's time to strike back at dem Hodunks! Come by da holy spirits bar, boyo! <MickZaford - Quest - NPC - Reminder>
Ah, brilliant. <MickZaford - Quest - Turn - In>
You've done me proud. <MickZaford - Quest - Turn - In>
You've done a fine job, sonny jim. <MickZaford - Quest - Turn - In>
you picked the right family In this war, boyo. The Hodunks'll just betray ya in the end. They always do. <MickZaford - Quest - UI - Idle>
You woulda liked Lucky. Nice lad, he was. Bit confused -- maybe didn't know how to treat a lady as well as he should've, but Lucky always meant well. Once we're done with these Hodunks, I got my eye set on the bastard what killed him. <MickZaford - Quest - UI - Idle>
You met dat whale out in the Dust? Used ta run with the Hodunks? She's so good at killin' her old clan mates I can't decide whether ta hire her as a soldier, or just pop her for bein' so damned ugly! <MickZaford - Quest - UI - Idle>
Borderlands 2: Mick Zaford Quotes
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