Poetic License is a side mission in Borderlands 2
- 1 Quest Giver
- 2 Prerequisites
- 3 Locations
- 4 Objectives
- 5 Description
- 6 Rewards
- 7 Enemies
- 8 Progress Updates
- 9 Mission Briefing
- 10 Mission Debriefing
- 11 Walkthrough
- 12 Strategy Guide - Tips - Cheats
Completed Wildlife Preservation
Sanctuary (Mission Start)
Find inspiration for Scooter
Pick up nudie magazine (optional)
Return to Scooter 0/3
Give Poem to Daisy
Wait for Daisy's Reaction
Turn in: Scooter
Eliot. Yeats. Frost. Scooter
$434 - $838
Green (Uncommon) Sniper Rifle or Assault Rifle
"Woa-wee! I got the nudie mags! Worst case scenario, I still got somethin' to pass the time" (After you pick up the magazines)
"Is that a Bandit Spoonin' with a Robot? That is some artsy-fartsy bull crap, my friend. Chicks LOVE that! That's going in the poem. Robots and sexy stuff."
"Aw. A lone flower surrounded by blood n' stuff. I maybe could turn that into a symbol of... of like flowers, or - or birds, or - I got it!"
"Whoo boy! That bandit hung himself from his own tombstone! It's dark. It's depressing. I don't understand what I'm talking about. It's PERFECT! Puttin that in the poem."
"Allright, my poem is done completed and stuff! Get back here, and I will not read it to ya"
"I recorded my sweet nothin's into this here ECHO sevice. Just find Daisy and play it fer her. Gotta wait for her reaction, though, ya hear me? I gotsa know how it went!"
"Herein is Scooter's poem for Daisy. Here we go"
This is the completed version of the poem Scooter wrote for Daisy:
Daisy, I like you a whole lot
More than that bandit liked spoonin' that ro-bot
You are a diamond in the rough
or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff
I will hang myself from my own tombstone
If within you, I cannot put my bone.
"Wow, this is really... um, could you excuse me for a second? Thanks."
(Daisy enters her house and shoots herself"
Scooter asks: "So, What'd she think?"
Scooter wants to write a love poem, but he needs inspiration. He's asked you to explore Pandora and find natural (or unnatural) landmarks that can inspire him to complete his poem and win the heart of a woman named Daisy
Everyone's a critic
"So, she didn't dig the poem, huh? I dunno, I thought it was pretty good"
Snap pictures of interesting stuff that can inspire Scooter. Inspirations can be found in any order:
First Poem Inspiration
Second Poem Inspiration
Third Poem Inspiration
Strategy Guide - Tips - Cheats
Picking up the magazines is optional, but gives you a higher money reward at the end of the mission.