RaceAnnouncer
It's RACE TIME, hodunks! THREE! TWO! ONE! BUUUUURN RUBBER! <FamFuedFirst>
The cars are in the straightaway, folks -- I've never seen such speed! <FamFuedFirst>
The cars have just hit the roundabout! I can hardly believe my eyes! <FamFuedFirst>
Keep your eyes on the bridge, racing fans -- you're about to see some sweet-ass jumps! <FamFuedFirst>
The cars have almost reached the fireworks -- prepare for AWESOME! <FamFuedFirst>
The cars are at the fireworks! Let's see some GODDAMN SPARKLES! <FamFuedFirst>