RakkMan
The shiny moonbeams ate all my corn cobs. They sliced my mom's pearly-pearls and sent the rakk to graze on her piano-driven corpse! My parents JIGGLED AND SQUIGGLED AND I DIDN'T KILL THEM I PROMISE! They called me INSANE! No. I'm NOT INSANE! I am throatscratch. I am the pants. I! AM! RAKKMAN! <MapEcho - TheFridge>