"We need to talk about your DPS Report" is a red text modifier on weapons in Borderlands 2
Found on the following red text Submachine Gun: Proactive Actualizer (Or other Actualizers SMGs)
Grants Weapon Effects[edit]
Increased Weapon Accuracy
References in popular culture[edit]
This quote is a reference to the 1999 movie, Office Space. In the movie, the protagonist's boss states "We need to talk about your TPS reports."