Borderlands 2: Red Text Would I lie to you
"Would I lie to you?" is a red text modifier on weapons in Borderlands 2
 Grants Weapon Effects
Inaccurate stats. (yes the pistol is lying)
Can grant any of the following effects:
shots rebound off floor, splitting into 9, all flying forwards in a tight cluster. Split shots do an extra 50734 (+original 6342) damage. Has small zoom.
Caustic damage (numbers pop off are 800). Massive Critical damage. Bullets are slow arcing projectiles.
Bullets are slow projectiles like gyrojets, and set enemies on fire (fire damage that comes off is 2263)
Massive crit damage (coupled with money shot + The Bee = :O). Fires arcing, slow projectiles
Massive crit damage. Fires arcing, slow projectiles (x2)