Sheriff
Lemme tell you a something about Brick. We snagged him during the fall of New Haven. He never sold out his friends, but his puppy -- it was this little brown thing -- once I wrapped my hands around its neck, Brick lost it. You could barely hear the crack of the bone over his sobs. I mean, actual sobbing -- like a baby. It was pretty embarrassing. <DestroyTrain>
I hear that after Brick escaped our custody, he tracked down the guy who betrayed New Haven to Hyperion. Somebody named Shep Sanders. Brick gouged his eyes out with his thumbs and cracked his skull open like an egg, all while poor Shep screamed for mercy. Your friend Roland kicked him outta Sanctuary after that. You vault hunters think you're different from bandits. But you're not. <DestroyTrain>
You've robbed my bank, shot up my town, and destroyed my train. (chuckling) I like you. Main street. Pistols at high noon. Come alone. <Showdown>
Howdy, partner. <Showdown>
Been a pleasure, kiddo. DRAW! <Showdown>
I said, come ALONE! Get ?em, boys! <Showdown>
Get 'em, boys! <Showdown>
Where the hell's my posse?! <Showdown>
I'm told there's a new bandit in town - if you're hearing this kiddo, please don’t die right away - I've always wanted to duel a Vault Hunter. <Sheriff - Lynchwood - Speaker>
This is the Sheriff. Rumors that Lynchwood might become as...civilized as Hyperion City are not to be believed. Let Jack have his ivory towers – I came to Pandora for action. <Sheriff - Lynchwood - Speaker>
Sheriff here. Remindin' you once again to invite all your bandit friends to Lynchwood – really. It'll be a lot easier to take care of you all if you're in the same place. <Sheriff - Lynchwood - Speaker>
I'd like to remind you folks not to cut down anyone hangin' from my gallows. They're there as a warning to the rest of you, and, well, as entertainment. So the next time you see someone gaspin' for air from a coil of rope, you just let 'em swing in the breeze. <Sheriff - Lynchwood - Speaker>
A couple of you have learned that Handsome Jack's my boyfriend. If you're worried that means I'm just a pretty face who got this town as an anniversary gift, well – you know where to find me. <Sheriff - Lynchwood - Speaker>
The Sheriff here, with this week's bounties. The Lambert twins, five thousand dollars. Heck Glanton, eighty-six hundred dollars. The Slab King, twenty-five thousand dollars. Alive is preferable, but I'll take 'em dead if you've got sufficiently entertaining video evidence of the kill. <Sheriff - Lynchwood - Speaker>
This is the Sheriff. If you're here, that means one of two things: you're looking for a nice, quiet life...or I'm gonna watch you kick out your last hangin' from one of my gallows. Given how boring things can get around here, I do hope it's the latter. Welcome to Lynchwood. <Sheriff - Lynchwood - Speaker>
You've got me to thank that you're living in a town called Lynchwood, everybody. You know what Jack wanted to call this place? New New Haven. I love the guy, but he doesn't exactly have a way with words. <Sheriff - Lynchwood - Speaker>
TheSheriff
Explosives, huh? That oughtta be fun. I'd stop you, but the punishment for unlawful use of Hyperion explosives is much cooler than the punishment for intent to use them. <BreakingtheBank>
Ooh, a bank robbery -- now you're talkin'. Get ?em, boys. <BreakingtheBank>
Nice robbery. I think you deserve my best -- posse! Get after ?em! <BreakingtheBank>
Brick always did have a flare for the dramatic. Made a real scene of it when he escaped my jail -- blew the it sky high, swore revenge for what Jack and I did to him, said we'd turned him into a bandit the moment we killed his dog. Dealin' with you, I think, is gonna be much simpler for both of us. I die, or you do. Nice and clean. <BreakingtheBank>
Gotta say -- that's pretty irritating. The Eridium mine's half the reason this town exists. Well, credit where credit's due -- you really know how to push my buttons. <DestroyTrain>
