The Beard Makes The Man

"The Beard Makes The Man" is a mission from Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep DLC in Borderlands 2

Mission Type[edit]

Optional Side Mission (DLC4)

How to start[edit]

Talk to Claptrap the Wizard in Stonecrag Ridge inside The Mines of Avarice. He will give you the Grog Nozzle for the first part of this mission.

Locations[edit]

Stonecrag Ridge

Objectives[edit]

Crush Drunk Dwarves 0/5

Beard Picked Up 0/5

Get Dwarves Drunk 0/5

Put beard pieces into forge 0/3

Strike Forge

Collect Magic Beard

Give beard to Claptrap

Turn in: Claptrap

Briefing[edit]

What is a wizard without facial hair?

Debriefing[edit]

If you have a full beard and a robe, you're a wizard. A robe and a goatee, you're a warlock. A robe and a mustache? You're not allowed near public schools.

Rewards[edit]

Money and XP

Next Mission[edit]

My Kingdom For A Wand

Dialogue[edit]

Claptrap: "FACT: All great wizards have big beards. FACT: Robots are incapable of growing beards. TURBOFACT: If you could get me some Dwarven beard hair I would look swank as heck."

Claptrap: "Now, you could just SHOOT the Dwarves for their beareds, but that'd singe the hair. Instead, we're going to have to trick them into killing themselves! Hit the dwarves with the boozegun to get 'em drunk, then lead 'em into some mining equipment! It's gonna be morally ambiguAWESOME!"

After crushing a Dwarf:

Claptrap: "And that, kids, is why you never drink and mine. Now -- snag the beard hair. Mm. Smelly. Keep going -- we're gonna need more hair!"

After collect 3 Dwarven Beards:

Claptrap: "So warm. So soft. Keep it up!"

When you reach the Forge:

Claptrap: "Good, you've found it. Now, place the beard bits within its magical dwarven bowels!"

Lilith: "How long have you been waiting to use the phrase 'magical dwarven bowel'?"

Tina: "Several hours."

Claptrap: "Now, strike while the beard is hot!"

As the hammer strikes the beards:

Claptrap: "Yes!YES! I CALL UPON THE POWER OF THE GODS: MAKE MY BEARD GROW!"

When the beard is finished being forged:

Claptrap: "Cool. Grab it."

When you grab the beard:

Claptrap: "Now, return to me and place the magical facial hair upon my deserving robotic face!"

When Claptrap is given the beard:

Claptrap: "I feel the POWERRRRRRRRRRR!"

At Mission Turn-In:

Claptrap: "I feel wise as *bleep right now."


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