Borderlands 2: The Sword In The Stoner

Roland: "There's an, um -- let's say unmotivated golem somewhere around here with a pretty sweet sword stuck in its back. I'd appreciate it if you could bring it back to me."

As you approach The Temple of Unwarranted Self Importance:

Roland: "Stay safe. Once we get out of this, I'll give you my magical sword gun."

Brick: "Wait. That's a gun that shoots swords?"

Tina: "You know it."

Roland: "That guns shoots magical swords and it is TIIIIIGHT as hell. The bad guys won't know what hit 'em. But they'll probably assume it's swords."

Brick: "This is the best game I have ever played!"

As you approach the Golem:

Roland: "There he is. Looks clear. You can grab the gun whenever you want. Just sneak up and grab the sword."

As the Golem assembles:

Roland: "Looks like you got him angry -- like kikll him down and yank out the sword, huggabutt."

Mordecai: "It's still super-weird that you're trying to make Roland talk like that."

Tina: "Your face is super-weird OHHHHHWHAAAAATGIMME FIVE BRICK! UNGH!"

Brick: "Hell yeah."

When the Unmotivated Golem Drops:

Roland: "He's down! Grab the sword, quick!!"

Roland: "It didn't budge -- you've gotta keep yanking!"

Roland: "Oh crap -- the sword's cursed! It's reviving him!"

Roland: "Watch out, his health's recharging!"

After taking down the Perturbed Golem:

Roland: "It's nearby out -- keeping pulling!"

After defeating the Enraged Golem

Roland: "Well done! Now bring that sword back to me, wouldya?"

Turn In:

Roland: "This sword's got the power to revive the dead. Might come in handy. Here, take my sword gun."

Torgue: "OH MAN! But what if the sword you shoot EXPLODES! And then turns into three smaller swords ... WHICH THEN EXPLODE?! It would be like a SWORDSPLOSION! Tina, make Roland's gun do the things I just said!"

Tina: "'Kay."