Torgue
IF YOU DON’T BUY TORGUE GUNS YOU’RE RETARDED <Conv - Torgue - Radio>
It's TORGUE TIME, BABY! <Torgue - NPC - SparkBonus>
TOOOORGUE TIME! <Torgue - NPC - SparkBonus>
Better get a Torgue, WUSSY! <Torgue - NPC - SparkBonus>
Torgue Munition has a POP QUIZ for you, skaglicker! You're surrounded by a dozen steely-eyed bandits. Do you (A), blow them to smithereens with your Torgue assault rifle, (B) run and take cover, or (C), calmly get them to put their weapons down and YOU KNOW THE ANSWER IS "A"! BUY A GODDAMN TORGUE GUN! <Torgue - Radio>
DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN’T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? THAT’S BULLSH*T, BUY TORGUE! <Torgue - Radio>
EXPLOOOOOSIONS! TORGUE! <Torgue - Vend - Machine - Idle>
BUY TORGUE OR YOU'RE STUPID! <Torgue - Vend - Machine - Idle>
TORGUE GUNS MAKE THINGS EXPLODE! END OF SALES PITCH! <Torgue - Vend - Machine - Idle>
Is something NOT exploding? Torgue guns will fix that! <Torgue - Vend - Machine - Idle>
Every single shot fired from a torgue gun has the chance to explode. What the F*CK else do you need to know?! <Torgue - Vend - Machine - Idle>
TORGUE! Because subtlety is for ASSHOLES! <Torgue - Vend - Machine - Idle>
Do not buy torgue guns if you are allergic to AWESOMENESS! Or poly-kryten plating. <Torgue - Vend - Machine - Idle>
TORGUE! EXPLOSIONS! EXPLOSIONS! TORGUE! <Torgue - Vend - Machine - Idle>
If you don't love explosions, you're a BITCH! TORGUE! <Torgue - Vend - Machine - Idle>
Torgue weapons include everything good in the world. Death! Explosions! Quality workmanship! Explosions! A commitment to customer service and the undying FOR FUCK'S SAKE EXPLOSIOOOOONS! <Torgue - Vend - Machine - Idle>
NOW BLOW SOME SH*T UP! <Torgue - Vending - Bye>
MOTHAF*CKIN' SEE YA! <Torgue - Vending - Bye>
TESTOSTERONE! <Torgue - Vending - Bye>
IF YOU DON'T COME BACK I'MA BE PISSED! <Torgue - Vending - Bye>
(explosion noise) <Torgue - Vending - Bye>
EXPLOOOSIOOOOOOOOOOONS! <Torgue - Vending - Bye>
NOW GO PUNCH SOME BAD GUYS IN THE DICK! <Torgue - Vending - Bye>
THANKS FOR BROWSING OUR WARES, YOU BADASS MOTHAF*CKA! <Torgue - Vending - Bye>
TORGUE! <Torgue - Vending - Bye>
TOODLES! <Torgue - Vending - Bye>
Aw F*CK YEAH! <Torgue - Vending - Purchase>
GODDAMN RIGHT! <Torgue - Vending - Purchase>
(sick guitar riff) <Torgue - Vending - Purchase>
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE NOT A PUSSY! <Torgue - Vending - Purchase>
NOW YOU'RE A BADASS! <Torgue - Vending - Purchase>
THINGS ARE GONNA EXPLOOOOOODE! <Torgue - Vending - Purchase>
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE! <Torgue - Vending - Purchase>
THAT IS THE SMARTEST PURCHASE YOU HAVE EVER GODDAMN MADE! <Torgue - Vending - Purchase>
KEEP BUYIN, MOTHAF*CKA! <Torgue - Vending - Purchase>
YOU HAVE MADE ME PROUD! <Torgue - Vending - Purchase>
TorgueCorp
The following message from Mister Torgue does not reflect the opinions of the Torgue corporation itself. <Conv - Torgue - Radio>
The previous message from Mister Torgue did not reflect the opinions of Torgue corporation itself. <Conv - Torgue - Radio>
