A print out of a memo sent through the Intranet about the Intranet.
TO: All You Fuckers
FROM: Tony Lagren
Yeah, I know the Intranet's on the fritz again. I'm on it. If we ever find the bastard who installed this cut-rate piece of shit, I'll throttle him with his own coax.
I'm probably gonna have to wipe the damn user logs again. If you get locked out of your terminal, come see me in the main lodge for a password reset. Until then, if you need to talk to someone, get off your ass and go find them.
- Pleasant Valley Ski Resort.
- If you find it in more locations, add it here!