Are you young, attractive, shallow, fashionable, over-confident and out of work? Of course you are, this is Los Santos! We’re looking for new associates. Get paid to party and talk about yourself. It’s the hipster dream! Make up a new story about yourself. Lie to strangers. Lie with strangers. Babylon is burning but there’s an open bar.
FEATURED ASSOCIATE - JASPER
Jasper is the triple threat unconventionally good-looking, bi-slash-gay and mixed-race. Even the most bigoted asshole will look cool and open-minded next to this 28-year-old, 140-pound blogger and fashion pioneer. He joined Appropriate Associates in 2011 to supplement the allowance he receives from his parents and because he loves to dance ironically and drink himself unconscious. He doesn't work but talks a lot about starting his own food truck. He doesn’t own a TV but watches a lot of pirated TV on his smartphone. He plays in a nu-folk band, wears an over-sized beanie even in the height of summer, and claims to have moved to Mirror Park before it sold out Of course, he hates hipsters.
$60 PER HOUR
NOT AWAKE BEFORE 5PM.