Junk is a brand of Energy Drinks in Grand Theft Auto V

Slogan[edit]

The Quick Fix

Info[edit]

JUNK! THE OFFICIAL BEVERAGE OF LIVING ON THE EDGE AND EXTREME SPORTS. WE SPONSOR MORE ATHLETES THAT END UP PARALYZED OR DEAD THAN ANY OTHER ENERGY DRINK.

Facts[edit]

Junk drinkers are cool, independent-minded, high octane people that other people want to be friends with, and that is a fact.

Description[edit]

JUNK - ALL THE CALORIES, SUGAR AND CAFFEINE YOU NEED TO LIVE LIFE AT 120mph. PLUG IN. CHARGE UP. GET WIRED. PLAY HARD. SWEAT HARD. STAY HARD. CRANK THE IGNITION. SHIFT UP. ACCELERATE LIFE.

We have rooms full of advertising wonks whose only job is to come up with these slogans, because we are passionate about the under-25 demographic and their reckless lifestyle. You're the social media generation. You don't work hard but you play hard. You care about self expression but have no idea what it means.

You take pictures of your junk and you drink Junk. You mix energy drinks that have the consistency of rocket fuel with vodka, then dance half the night and take home some chick that’s a 4 out of 10 and give her a Junk-fueled pounding.

Junk is packed full of hundreds of performance-enhancing chemicals that sound totally badass, like glucuronolactone. maltodextrin. pyndoxine. sodium benzoate, bull sperm and acetylcysteine. This shit is made in a laboratory. And not a reputable one. We test this on animals and know we have the perfect formula by dialing back slightly from anything that makes a dog's heart implode. Don't be fooled by the names - these are 100% all-natural and safe for children and pregnant teenagers and people with heart conditions*.

Junk - the healthy alternative to soda A drink so awesome, you can never get hydrated enough.

*not really true

Ingredients[edit]

You need energy. Your body is weak and you run out of energy from insecurity, spastic masturbation, anxiety and self loathing. You need Junk!

Your friends and parents don't understand you. We've spent billons of dollars making sure that we do.

Junk contains the following healthy and natural ingredients:

Caffeine

Guarana

Sugar

B Vitamins

Citric Acid

Taurine

Creatine

Ginseng

In-game website[edit]

www.junkenergydrink.com

You can go to their in-game website and click on "andrenaline junkies" to get a map of all stunt jumps and base jumps