www.cashfordeaddreams.com is an ingame website in Grand Theft Auto V
Advertises a pawn shop. They cash in on your dreams for only a 22% handling fee
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Description[edit]
Dreams are like our lives - they come on in an instant - are very powerful, but often make no sense at all or are sexually deviant.
Dreams are what days are made of, but as we move on to the different stages of our lives, it's time to get rid of old dreams and invest in the future.
This is especially true of older family members, who work their whole lives to amass possessions and wealth that they will be too senile to enjoy. That's where we come in - helping you turn those dead dreams into cash.
So many television shows celebrate the new found wealth in an old barn or attic - keepsakes that were literally gathering dust and doing nobody any good.
What dreams are made of[edit]
Television[edit]
Let's face it - a window is like a television to old people, most of whom have long since lost their memories anyway. Grab that TV and turn it into S100 or less!
Car[edit]
These always have low miles and are in great shape because old people are boring and never go anywhere. Find out where the title is AND make a few grand! Hi
Jewelry[edit]
This is a no brainer. Old people have a lot of jewelry. We pay top dollar for really sentimental pieces. Anything that was smuggled out of a war zone in a body cavity gets top dollar!
War Medals[edit]
Whether wounded in a war or cited for civic bravery - medals are made of metal - often metals that can fetch a pretty penny. If grandpa asks where they went - tell him a museum! Extra value can be had from any medals that were earned in the Australian American war.
Vintage Clothing[edit]
The vintage clothing market makes ridiculous amounts of money on goths and confused teenagers who have the impression that the 'good old days' were times of magic rather than the hellish racist mess they actually were. Clean out grandma's closet and make a couple grand! She's only going to wear the same track suit every day from now on anyway.
RVs[edit]
For some reason old people love these things! But their real use is in hot demand. Gourmet pharmaceutical bakers like the freedom to drive into the middle of nowhere and practice their craft. If you have access to an RV we will come by with more Benjamin's than you have ever seen.
Silver[edit]
Really? Who eats with silver anymore? Or even bothers to make a meal at home? Cooking at home is for immigrants and poor people and the whole point of cashing in the dead dreams of your parents generation is so that you can live in prestige like you deserve. And drinking out of a silver tea set is precisely what made them senile in the first place.
Fillings[edit]
Dentists used to use gold for fillings - even before the hip hop craze. We can put you in touch with several understanding dentists who take those buddies out and make you a mint. Have you seen the price of gold these days? And besides, old people end up eating pureed stuff anyway. Who needs 24 karat fillings?
Heart[edit]
Rich people pay top dollar for a working ticker. Just saying. If you had a relative that wasn't going to be around much longer....
Tried Everything?[edit]
How about the kitchen sink? Seriously.
Copper pipe goes for big bucks at the scrap market. Why do you think that crackheads are always ripping them out of the wallS?
