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IT’S NEVER OVER! JACK'S BACK! AND THIS TIME ON TELEVISION.
Weekends on Weazel - Confirming your prejudices
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Welcome[edit]
If you cried during Special Needs Cop, cheered for the death of millions in Exploder, and counted out loud during Push Up, you’re going to love Jack’s new show on Weazel!
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Jack's Back Bitches[edit]
Hello too ail my loyal fans. I had beeen gone for 2 long and am to be glad to be back. War changes a man and war crimes that I did not commit but went to jail change a man to, so I got changed. Now I type with one hand witch is not because I masturbate while we talk it is because I have a friend who I met that talks to me when things they are tough. His name is Ho Chi Sock and he’s from Vietnam, and he’s a sock but he’s also a good friend. Like when things get tough. My sock gets tougher. I love you.
I am really glad that the producers of my show believed in me and want to have camera crews around me all the time. I can’t lye I like the attention, and I have only hurt a couple bad enough to go the hospital. I like Rufus a lot though Ho Chi doesn’t. He wants me to kill him.
I faced a lot of challenges when I was in prison. Some men with funny hats were always trying to get me to worship there God but I told them I only worship one God and that's America. We don’t need gun control or taxes or public education. We are a nation of men not laws! I fort for YOUR FREEDOM NEVER FORGET. Ho Chi wants to use the computr so I willl talk to you soon. Peace and push ups.
Das Rih Jack Back Bitches! Ho Chi Sock Brog[edit]
Mah English not goodt and I tipe wit mouf. I hate Rufus that whaht I brog about. Jack we met in randry room of pfrison. Wate at night we talk for rong time about get out of prison go to cuntry make farm cows milk and nobody bower Ho Chi and Jack but then run out money and Rufus and producr pleople spoil plans everything. Keep urine my idea for health is health important to see and keep pee pee jar. Type wif face hurt talk later hate rufus.
Hate rufus. Rufus will die. Please buy Ho Ci picture. Ploove Ho Chi bigger star than Jack. People say Jack is lacist. Jack not lacist. Jack just not so good anymore. Ho Chi good. Ho Chi going be big star. Have own TV show, then Ho Chi stick his hand up jack’s ass and wiggle finger.
See how Jack likes it.
Merchandise[edit]
Signed poster of Exploder, The Howitzer classic film
Signed picture of Ho Chi Sock
