This is what happens to babies born in families with debt. (Babies are good source of Prime Meat) Oh and Baby Direwolf ;) Have fun breeding dinosaurs!

This page has breeding dinos instructions and information for ARK: Survival Evolved

Preparation

Rub your dick raw as fuck while watching jeopardy, if it doesn't work, it didn't.

Mating

3) Introduce yourself

4) whip out respective genitalia

5) Watch mating bar on female dino's HUD.

6) When mating bar fills completely, or a lot earlier than it should have, yawn and go home.

  • Female HUD shows who she is mating with as well as a Mating Progress bar

Incubating

7) Pour a gallon of semen onto the nearest stripper.

8) Watch and laugh

  • Parents, Spoiling Time, Temperature, Egg Incubation Meter, Egg Health Meter.

Birth

============FUCK=========

DAMNIT SHARON WE SHOULD HAVE USED A FUCKING CONDOM!

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME JIM YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE FUCKING DICK!?!?

FUCKING SHARON I SWEAR TO GOD......

Maturity

Contrary to popular belief, most redditors won't know what *THiS* is.

Genetics

HITLER HAD THE BEST IDEAS EVER ABOUT GENETICS

Strategy Guide/Tips

If you look both ways when crossing the street that's the bitch way of doing it.

Fuck you bree, you don't know me.

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