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* Hey -- Vault Hunter! Give yourself up peacefully, and maybe my men won’t knit a Christmas sweater out of your intestines!  
 
* Hey -- Vault Hunter! Give yourself up peacefully, and maybe my men won’t knit a Christmas sweater out of your intestines!  
 
* What is WRONG with you boys?! Just kill that slaglick so’s we can get our reward!
 
* What is WRONG with you boys?! Just kill that slaglick so’s we can get our reward!
* FUCK!!! This ain't over, grinder.  
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* DAMMIT!!! This ain't over, grinder.  
 
* Here’s what’s gonna happen, Vault Hunter. My first mate Boom Boom is gonna kill ya, Jack’s gonna pay us, and I’m gonna play hopscotch in your chest cavity!
 
* Here’s what’s gonna happen, Vault Hunter. My first mate Boom Boom is gonna kill ya, Jack’s gonna pay us, and I’m gonna play hopscotch in your chest cavity!
 
* So, Claptrap’s got a new friend, huh? I gotta say, I miss the little hunk a’ junk -- the noises he made when we set him on fire...brings a tear to my eye.
 
* So, Claptrap’s got a new friend, huh? I gotta say, I miss the little hunk a’ junk -- the noises he made when we set him on fire...brings a tear to my eye.
* It’s our new torture dolls, boys! LET'S TURN UP THE HEAT!!!!!!!!!!
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* It’s our new torture dolls, boys! Let’s turn up the HEAT!!!!!
* A MILLION BUCKS?!?!?! Alright boys this is Captain Flynt, I want you to find that vault hunter and bring him to me NOW!!!!!
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* A MILLION BUCKS?! Alright boys this is Captain Flynt, I want you to find that vault hunter and bring him to me NOW!!
 
* Got a proposition for ya, vault hunter. You give up, we’ll just shoot ya in the head. It’ll be quick, clean, and a hell of a lot less painful than what Handsome Jack’ll do  to ya.
 
* Got a proposition for ya, vault hunter. You give up, we’ll just shoot ya in the head. It’ll be quick, clean, and a hell of a lot less painful than what Handsome Jack’ll do  to ya.
  
 
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Revision as of 01:59, 26 April 2017

Captain Flynt introduction screen.
  • This is Captain Flynt. Anybody seen near my boat is volunteering themselves for an immediate spleen-surfing. Which is exactly what it sounds like.
  • I'm still offering a reward for whoever brings me the head of the man or woman who murdered my brother, Baron. Yes, his name was Baron. It wasn't a title. Our parents were douchebags.
  • The flash-freeze should be over pretty soon, boys – once summer rolls around, we'll be back to our usual robbin' and pillagin' on the high seas. Until then, try not to kill each other.
  • This on? Flynt here. I've heard complaints about the Tunnel Rats, and I get it – you don't wanna bed with people who eat other people. But if we don't help the rats pounce on the occasional lost mercenary, we're on the menu. So suck it up.
  • The scouts say Handsome Jack – yes, THE Handsome Jack – just killed some mercenary and left 'em in the ice. I want that body brought in by sundown, alright?
  • How many times do I have to say this, you idiots? STOP KILLING EACH OTHER. You keep this up, there'll be nobody to man the ship once the flash-freeze ends.
  • Captain Flynt with a reminder: do not touch the belongings of a Nomad. They are incredibly protective, they will kill you and sew your skin into their winter coats, and I will not mourn your loss.
  • If you see a Goliath, do not remove his helmet. Keep him happy with a few nudie mags and a steak or two, and keep your damned distance.
  • Captain Flynt again, asking if anyone's seen my Claptrap unit. Little bastard escaped a few months back. I've had to use Heaton as my backup torture doll. (sigh) Just ain't the same.
  • At the sound of Heaton screaming for his life, it will be two-thirty.
  • See you again at two thirty-five.
  • A few of you have asked me why I keep playing these pre-recorded messages on a loop. Well, I've got a great answer for you: a red-hot poker to the eye. Isn't that right, Claptrap?
  • That's Captain Flynt to you.
  • Hey -- Vault Hunter! Give yourself up peacefully, and maybe my men won’t knit a Christmas sweater out of your intestines!
  • What is WRONG with you boys?! Just kill that slaglick so’s we can get our reward!
  • DAMMIT!!! This ain't over, grinder.
  • Here’s what’s gonna happen, Vault Hunter. My first mate Boom Boom is gonna kill ya, Jack’s gonna pay us, and I’m gonna play hopscotch in your chest cavity!
  • So, Claptrap’s got a new friend, huh? I gotta say, I miss the little hunk a’ junk -- the noises he made when we set him on fire...brings a tear to my eye.
  • It’s our new torture dolls, boys! Let’s turn up the HEAT!!!!!
  • A MILLION BUCKS?! Alright boys this is Captain Flynt, I want you to find that vault hunter and bring him to me NOW!!
  • Got a proposition for ya, vault hunter. You give up, we’ll just shoot ya in the head. It’ll be quick, clean, and a hell of a lot less painful than what Handsome Jack’ll do to ya.