Borderlands 2: Fake Geek Guy

Men? In the gym?

"Fake Geek Guy" is the side quest from Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep DLC in Borderlands 2

Mission Type

Side Mission (DLC4) (Optional Mission)

Start location

Flamerock Refuge Stocks The stocks found just inside Flamerock Refuge

How to start

Speak to Torgue the Gatekeeper after completing A Role-Playing Game

Locations

Flamerock Refuge

Objectives

Find first question

Find second question

Melee Scroll Thief 0/3

Find third question

Take Scroll

TURN IN: Torgue the Gatekeeper

Rewards

Money and XP

Mission Briefing

Men belong in the gym.

Mission Debriefing

Find out if Torgue is a true geek. Inclusiveness, ho!

Dialogue

Mr. Torque: "I GOT A QUEST!"

Upon Accepting:

Mr. Torque: "ALRIGHT, I GOT A SWEET-ASS QUEST FOR YOU. FIRST --"

Lilith: "Torque, why are you even playing? We all know you aren't actually interested in nerdy stuff, muscle-boy."

Mr. Torque: "WHAT, I CAN'T LIKE GEEK STUFF CAUSE I TAKE CARE OF MY BODY?! DISCRIMINATIOOOOOOOON!"

Lilith: "Can we get rid of this phony already?"

Tina: "Ladies. Ladies. I have an idea. Adventurers -- you must the three hidden questions of true geekiness. Torque, if you can answer my nerdy questions three, then a part of this game you shall be."

After getting the first question:

Tina: "You have found the first geeky question. Mister Torque: in the ECHO show "Space Journey in Space", what color shirt denoted that a crew member was likely to be eaten by a Thraaag?"

Mr. Torque: "DUH! RED!"

Tina: "Correct! Onto the next question, adventurers!"

Mr. Torgue: "WHY ARE YOU TESTING ME ON THIS STUFF AGAIN?"

Lilith: "Because you're a muscly guy. We gotta make sure you're not faking geekhood just cause it's trendy."

As the Flamerock Citizen runs off with the Scroll:

Mr. Torgue: "HE'S GETTING AWAY! GET HIM!"

As you chase the thief:

Mr Torgue: "GET HIM! PUNCH HIM! WOOOOOOOO!"

After taking the second scroll:

Tina: "Question two! In the ECHObook series "King of Jewelry", the rightful king needed to reforge his broken ... blank."

Mr. Torgue: "SWORD!"

Tina: "Correct! onto the final question!"

Mr. Torgue: "MAN, YOU GUYS ARE BEING SUPER EXCLUSIONARY!"

Lilith: Look. When I was a kid, boys mocked me for two reasons: my tattoos, and Bunkers and Badasses. I suffered for my geekiness. You don't get invade my culture just because it's 'cool' right now."

Mr. Torgue: "HOLY SKAGSUCK! REPRESSED ANGER MUCH?"

After getting the Third Scroll:

Tina: "Last Question! In the 23rd episode of the 15th season of 'Blue Box Adventures', what is the name of the ship that abducts the blue box?"

Mr. Torgue: "I don't, uh -- I don't know!"

Lilith: "Ooh, bad luck, Torgue. Looks like you're not a real geek after all."

Mr. Torgue: "(sobbing) Whyy-hy-hy! I'M JUST INTERESTED IN SCI-FI AND FANTASY AND UNICORNS AND *BLEEP*! WHY CAN'T I BE PART OF YOUR GAME?!"

Lilith: "Oh. Wow. I, uh ... I kinda feel like a dick."

Tina: "Meeeeee toooo."

Lilith: "Torgue? I, uh -- I'm sorry. You can totally join our game. You can give out sidequests in town, or something."

Mr. Torgue: "ALRIIIIGHT!"

Turn in:

Mr. Torgue: "You guys sure are the best, or my momma didn't name me Mister Torgue!"

Lilith: "Wait -- your first name is 'Mister Torgue'? What's your last name?"

Mr. Torgue: "Flexington!"