A taste of the MMO's

"MMORPGFPS" is the side quest from Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep DLC in Borderlands 2

Mission Type

Side Mission (DLC4) (Optional Mission)

Start location

Flamerock Refuge Stocks The stocks found just inside Flamerock Refuge just talk with Mr. Torgue there.

How to start

Speak to Torgue the Gatekeeper after completing A Role-Playing Game and Fake Geek Guy.

Be sure you have a Sniper Rifle, preferably Corrosive-Type.

Locations

Flamerock Refuge

Immortal Woods

Objectives

Head to Monster's lair

Get credit for killing monster

Fail to get credit

Teabag xxDatVaultHuntrxx 0/2

Melee 420_E-Sports_Masta 0/2

Headshot(720NoScope)Headshotz 0/2

Get credit for killing monster

TURN IN: Torgue the Gatekeeper

Rewards

Money, XP and a Blue Torgue Rocket Launcher

Mission Briefing

Lvl 52 VH LFG

Bring a sniper rifle

Mission Debriefing

^_____^

Dialogue

Mr. Torque: "QUEST TIME, HUMPADUMP! A DANGEROUS MONSTER whom you should kill is hiding out nearby. END OF QUEST BRIEFING!"

Approach the Lair:

DatVaultHuntr: "Hey. Anyother Vault Hunter. You here to kill the monster, too?"

Headshotz: "Well buzz off! He only spawns like every ten minutes and we were here first!"

E-Sports: "420 E-SPORTS LOLOLOL!"

DatVaultHuntr: "Get ready, everybody -- it's spawning!"

DatVaultHuntr: "Alright, guys! We got the kill!"

Mr. Torgue: "What?! Now we'll have to wait FIVE MINTUES for it to respawn! THIS IS TRULY OUR DARKEST HOUR!"

E-Sports: "E-Sports 420 SPEEDRUNZ!"

Mr. Torgue: "IDEA! If you make those players rage quit, you can just kill the monster yourself! If you kill one of 'em with melee, headshot another with a sniper rifle, and desecrate the last one's corpse, they'll definitely ragequit!"

Fire on any of them:

DatVaultHuntr: "Hey! What are you doing?!"

Headshotz: "Stop it, jerk bag! This is MY kill!"

Take down E-Sports the first time:

E-Sports: "YOLO SWAG E-SPORTS MEGAHAXX 420 GET BLAZED!"

Take down E-Sports the second time:

E-Sports: "YOLO YOLO YOLO HASHTAG YOLO !"

Take down Headshotz:

Headshotz: "Cheap kill! Cheap kill! I'm coming back!"

Respawn DatVaultHuntr:

DatVaultHuntr: "I'm back! That boss is MINE!"

Teabag DatVaultHuntr once:

DatVaultHuntr: "DAMMIT! Once I get back to my corpse and respawn, you're dead!"

Teabag DatVaultHuntr twice:

DatVaultHuntr: "Ah. You dick!"

With the 3 NPC's dead:

Torgue: "Alright, your competitors have all disconnected! Now kill that monster!"

Kill the Badass Skeleton:

Torgue: "All RIIIIGHT! You got credit for the kill! Come on back whenevs baby!"

Turn in:

Torgue: "What is an E-Sports?"