Borderlands 2: Red Text I have a Soldier a Siren two Scooters and a Claptrap

Cutting Edge Commerce. The red text effect says "I have a Soldier, a Siren, two Scooters, and a Claptrap" Borderlands 2 Red Text Pistol

"I have a Soldier, a Siren, two Scooters, and a Claptrap" is a red text modifier on weapons in Borderlands 2

Found on the following red text weapon: Cutting Edge Commerce, (or any other version of the Commerce Pistol) which drops from Assassin Wot from Southpaw Steam & Power (or possibly the other three assassins too)

Grants Weapon Effects

Increased reload speed

Larger projectiles