Side Mission (DLC4) (Optional Mission)
How to start
Speak to Roland
TURN IN: Roland
Money, XP, Swordsplosion!
Rock out with your sword out.
Get Roland's sword from the golem.
When some people pull swords from stones, they become king. When you do it, you get a gun that shoots swords. Your life is cooler.
Roland: "There's an, um -- let's say unmotivated golem somewhere around here with a pretty sweet sword stuck in its back. I'd appreciate it if you could bring it back to me."
As you approach The Temple of Unwarranted Self Importance:
Roland: "Stay safe. Once we get out of this, I'll give you my magical sword gun."
Brick: "Wait. That's a gun that shoots swords?"
Tina: "You know it."
Roland: "That guns shoots magical swords and it is TIIIIIGHT as hell. The bad guys won't know what hit 'em. But they'll probably assume it's swords."
Brick: "This is the best game I have ever played!"
As you approach the Golem:
Roland: "There he is. Looks clear. You can grab the gun whenever you want. Just sneak up and grab the sword."
As the Golem assembles:
Roland: "Looks like you got him angry -- like kikll him down and yank out the sword, huggabutt."
Mordecai: "It's still super-weird that you're trying to make Roland talk like that."
Tina: "Your face is super-weird OHHHHHWHAAAAATGIMME FIVE BRICK! UNGH!"
Brick: "Hell yeah."
When the Unmotivated Golem Drops:
Roland: "He's down! Grab the sword, quick!!"
Roland: "It didn't budge -- you've gotta keep yanking!"
Roland: "Oh crap -- the sword's cursed! It's reviving him!"
Roland: "Watch out, his health's recharging!"
After taking down the Perturbed Golem:
Roland: "It's nearby out -- keeping pulling!"
After defeating the Enraged Golem
Roland: "Well done! Now bring that sword back to me, wouldya?"
Roland: "This sword's got the power to revive the dead. Might come in handy. Here, take my sword gun."
Torgue: "OH MAN! But what if the sword you shoot EXPLODES! And then turns into three smaller swords ... WHICH THEN EXPLODE?! It would be like a SWORDSPLOSION! Tina, make Roland's gun do the things I just said!"