"Winter Is A Bloody Business" is a sidequest from Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep DLC in Borderlands 2
Contents
Mission Type[edit]
Optional Side Mission (DLC4)
How to start[edit]
Head into Flamerock Refuge and talk with Roland.
Locations[edit]
Objectives[edit]
Rewards[edit]
Money, XP, Blue Pistol
Briefing[edit]
This all sounds so familiar.
Debriefing[edit]
Find Prince Jeffrey and make him stop being a douche. The night is dark, and full of flatware.
Trivia[edit]
Jeffery is a renamed Prince Joffrey Lannister from the Song of Ice and Fire (The Game of Thrones). His guards allude to the Hound (Canine) and the Mountain (Molehill) who are loyal soldiers to House Lannister.
Dialogue[edit]
Roland: "Hey, it's Roland. Somewhere near the Sorcerer's castle there lives a prince named Jeffrey. He's already murdered several innocent men and, if left alone, Jeffery will become the most monstrous king this world has ever known. You must find him, kill his guards, and slap the bastard out of him."
Approach the Throne:
Prince Jeff: "Who dares enter my court with weapons drawn? Guards! KILL THEM!"
Roland: "You've made it to Jeffrey's court. Take out his guards, and the little jerk will have take you on."
After killing Jeffery's Guard:
Mordecai: "What's -- are you referencing that ECHOnet show? I've never watched it. I feel like I'm missing something."
Brick: "Well if you did watch it, you'd think this was awesome."
After you will his guard:
Roland: "Alright -- now it's just the two of you. Beat Jeffrey in a duel, and you'll be good to go."
Jeff: "A duel to the death? So be it!"
Attack Jeffrey:
Jeff: "Ow! Ow! Ow! You swine! You bastard!"
Roland: "Good job. Now, sine we're not in the business of killing kids, you're just going to have to smack the arrogance out of him."
Slap Jeffrey
Jeff: "How dare you! No one slaps the prince! The prince may do as he likes!"
Roland: "Alright -- sounds like you broke his spirit. And maybe his jaw. Come on back whenever you're done with him."
Slap Jeffrey again:
Jeff: "I tell you what. I'm going to give you a present. After I raise my armies and kill your friends, I'll give you their heads."
Slap Jeffrey once more:
Jeff: "Stop at once, I command you! Mommy! Mommy-y-y-y-y!"
Approach Roland:
Mordecai: "WAIT. I just sat through a buncha reference I didn't understand. Can you at least reference something I know? Please?"
Tina: "Obey kaybee. What's your favorite show?"
Mordecai: "Uh, that one with the rich duchesses. Where they're tryin' to get married."
Tina: "Ohmygawd that show is so good. Okay, Mordecai. A stuffy aristocratic appears."
Aristocratic: "Helloooooooo."
Tina: "If you so wish, you may converse with him about etiquette."
Aristocratic: "My valet is having some trouble -- I fear his limp from the war is impairing his ability to properly sort my coats."
Brick: "Oh my god, this show sounds STUPID."
Mordecai: "YOU'RE STUPID."
Turn in:
Roland: "Man, what a douche."
