GTA V: Epsilon Robes



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Epsilon Robes
Michael in Epsilon Robes

Epsilon Robes are a type of Robe in Grand Theft Auto V.

You can use these robes to customize your character.

Cost[edit]

$25,000

Description[edit]

Congratulations on scaling the tangent this far. Now you can literally wear your beliefs on your live with the Office Epsilon Robes Set. You'll look great through this Paradigm and the next!

As Epsilonist, we know that religious attire and fashion don't have to be mutually exclusive. That's why we teamed up with Fuggie and top designer Sebastian Dix, who is himself a highly successful Epsilonist and pretty much one of the best Theses around, to create truly timeless and tasteful look worthy of the newfound understanding you have for your eternal self. Made of comfortable, lightweight, breathable scientific fabric, the Epsilon robes are easy-care, non-wrinkle and quick-access. They go on as quickly as they come off in case it's time to do your duty.

It's power-dressing daywear and comfortable nightware rolled into one. It's medieval knight meets 80s glam rock meets white-trash leisure suit - yes that's three great eras of fashion history in one effortless look. It sends a message that you're part of a spiritual elite yet still in touch with the Unsaveable common man.

Make the ultimate fashion and religious statement today for one bargain, non-refundable payment of $25,000. What price salvation? What price looking good for eternity?


Purchased at[edit]

Epsilon Program