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'''Rage yourself''' is a game created by [[Andrea Pignataro Productions]].<br />
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'''I'm not even mad''' is a game created by [[Andrea Pignataro Productions]].<br />
  
 
==Game's decription==
 
==Game's decription==
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It's rather simple: get rid of the golden bars.<br />
 
It's rather simple: get rid of the golden bars.<br />
 
Nobody can stand those golden bars.<br />
 
Nobody can stand those golden bars.<br />
Get rid of them. All of them.<br />
 
There are 432 golden bars scattered throughout 12 levels.<br />
 
 
Touching a moving silver bar with your cursor will make the golden bar beneath it disappear. Or appear.<br />
 
Touching a moving silver bar with your cursor will make the golden bar beneath it disappear. Or appear.<br />
I don't remember... but isn't that great? Yeah, right?! ...and it's easy too.<br />
 
  
So, why is this game called "RAGE YOURSELF"?<br />
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So, why is this game called "I'm not even mad"?<br />
Because an old legend says that it's rage inducing.<br />
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Because an old legend says that it'll drive you mad.<br />
 
But don't believe those legends.<br />
 
But don't believe those legends.<br />
Probably it's about this game being so easy that, after a while, it induces rage. <br />
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They're just a bunch of male Bos taurus waste.<br />
Like: "why isn't this game more difficult?!" <br />
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*mime rage movements with your arms*<br />
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I think I'm forgetting something... but who cares? It surely must be something easy.<br />
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I think I'm forgetting something, but I'm sure you'll figure it out.<br />
You'll figure it out. Eventually.<br />
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It's just a matter of time... 😉<br />
  
 
==External links==
 
==External links==
[https://approductions.itch.io/rage-yourself Rage yourself on itch.io]<br />
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[https://approductions.itch.io/im-not-even-mad I'm not even mad on itch.io]<br />
  
 
==Screenshots==
 
==Screenshots==
 
<gallery>
 
<gallery>
ry1.png|Rage yourself screenshot
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inem.png|I'm not even mad screenshot
ry2.png|Rage yourself screenshot
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ry3.png|Rage yourself screenshot
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ry4.png|Rage yourself screenshot
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</gallery>
 
</gallery>
 
[[Category:Andrea Pignataro Productions]]
 
[[Category:Andrea Pignataro Productions]]

Latest revision as of 04:29, 16 January 2018

I'm not even mad is a game created by Andrea Pignataro Productions.

Game's decription[edit]

!!!CONGRATULATIONS!!!
By landing on this page you just agreed to play this wondrous game!
Feel the happiness growing in your heart!

Alright, let's talk about this masterpiece.
First of all, there's a really important thing you must know: this game is easy.
I'll repeat that again in CAPS, and after a carriage return.
THIS GAME IS EASY.
It's so easy you don't even have to click anything.
You can play the entire game just by moving your mouse.
Have I already said how easy is this game?
Pretty, quite, really, very easy. (Please, take a moment to appreciate the alphabetical order of those adverbs.)

Oh, what about the goal?
It's rather simple: get rid of the golden bars.
Nobody can stand those golden bars.
Touching a moving silver bar with your cursor will make the golden bar beneath it disappear. Or appear.

So, why is this game called "I'm not even mad"?
Because an old legend says that it'll drive you mad.
But don't believe those legends.
They're just a bunch of male Bos taurus waste.

I think I'm forgetting something, but I'm sure you'll figure it out.
It's just a matter of time... 😉

External links[edit]

I'm not even mad on itch.io

Screenshots[edit]