I'm Not Even Mad



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Rage yourself is a game created by Andrea Pignataro Productions.

Game's decription

!!!CONGRATULATIONS!!!
By landing on this page you just agreed to play this wondrous game!
Feel the happiness growing in your heart!

Alright, let's talk about this masterpiece.
First of all, there's a really important thing you must know: this game is easy.
I'll repeat that again in CAPS, and after a carriage return.
THIS GAME IS EASY.
It's so easy you don't even have to click anything.
You can play the entire game just by moving your mouse.
Have I already said how easy is this game?
Pretty, quite, really, very easy. (Please take a moment to appreciate the alphabetical order of those adverbs)

Oh, what about the goal?
It's rather simple: get rid of the golden bars.
Nobody can stand those golden bars.
Get rid of them. All of them.
There are 432 golden bars scattered throughout 12 levels.
Touching a moving silver bar with your cursor will make the golden bar beneath it disappear. Or appear.
I don't remember... but isn't that great? Yeah, right?! ...and it's easy too.

So, why is this game called "RAGE YOURSELF"?
Because an old legend says that it's rage inducing.
But don't believe those legends.
Probably it's about this game being so easy that, after a while, it induces rage.
Like: "why isn't this game more difficult?!"

  • mime rage movements with your arms*

I think I'm forgetting something... but who cares? It surely must be something easy.
You'll figure it out. Eventually.

External links

Rage yourself on itch.io

Screenshots