"Critical Fail" is the side quest from Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep DLC in Borderlands 2
Contents
Mission Type[edit]
Side Mission (DLC4) (Optional Mission)
Start location[edit]
How to start[edit]
Speak to Moxxi the Tavern Keeper
Locations[edit]
Objectives[edit]
TURN IN: The crit
Rewards[edit]
Money, XP, Miss Moxxi's Crit SMG
Mission Briefing[edit]
Here's a freebie for you.
Mission Debriefing[edit]
Destroy the weird gun-creature and pick up the gun one final time.
That was easy, wasn't it?
Walkthrough[edit]
Talk with Moxxi after having completed Denial, Anger, Initiative and helping her with the annoying Bar Patrons.
Dialogue[edit]
Moxxi: "Thanks again for taking care of those numbskulls. I left a gun for you kinda sorta-nearby. Feel free to grab it, honeybear."
Approach the gun:
Tina: "Alright -- I'ma just give this on to you. You see a powerful gun on the ground. Brick, roll to pick it up."
Brick: "I got a 1."
Lilith: "A one. That's a critical fail. Otherwise known as a 'fumble'."
Mordecai: "What? How can you fail to pick up a GUN?"
Tina: "Uh ... it looks like the gun flies out of your hands, into the distance."
Mordecai: "WHAT?"
Lilith: "That's the rules Mordy."
Tina: "Calm down, baby! Just track the gun down and roll again."
Finding the gun a second time:
Tina: "You find the gun again. Lilith, roll to pick it up."
Lilith: "Uhm, one."
Tina: "Oh, Uhhhhh, while picking up the gun, it accidentally slips from your hands again, but not before breaking all your fingers. Take like, a lot of damage.
Vault Hunter: "Holy crap. Seriously?"
Mordecai: "THIS MAKES NO SENSE!"
Tina: "Yeahhhhhh, that was harsh."
Finding the gun a third time:
Tina: "Okay Last chance, last roll. Mordecai -- Do it up!"
Mordecai: "ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME?!"
Tina: "Aaaagainst all known laws of probability, the gun transforms into an enormous monster. With swords for hands. Sorryyyyyy. Sorrysorrysorry."
After defeating Arguk the Butcher:
Tina: "The monster dies and drops, uhm, a gun. Will you pick it up."
Mordecai: "NO."
Tina: "Ah, screw it, I'll just give it to ya's. Go ahead and take it. No rollies."
Turn in:
Mordecai: "I official hate dice."