Breath of the Wild: Calyban

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Link talking to the Calyban in LoZ: BotW.

Calyban is a character appearing in the game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.


Calyban is a Gerudo who is eating Hydromelons on the walls of Gerudo Town.




Calyban: What's with you? How can I enjoy my snack with you staring at me, huh?! Buzz off!

Link: Actually...

Calyban: What? Garbage?!A small vai is having trouble? Oh, sure, you spring this on me out of nowhere and expect me to change MY lifestyle? Well, no. I do what I want! Awww... Don't look at me like that! Fine! FINE! I get it! But I need something from you in return. Altruism is for suckers. Just once... I'd like to eat a Wildberry. You bring me a wildberry, and I can hold off on eating so many melons.

Link: Got it.

Calyban: Wildberries grow in the snowy areas of the Gerudo Highlands. It's a dangerous region, so the fruit is kind of rare and hardly ever shows up at market... Ah. Now that I think on it, there's barely a point if you only bring me one... Let's see... Yes, I'll need at least 10...

Calyban: I haven't been thinking about trash at all. Who can think while in a melon trance? I just can't believe the rinds I'm tossing are such a problem... It's all organic material, right? Well, anyway, I feel bad about the little vai, but I'm going to need at least 10 wildberries if you want me to stop.

Link: Berry delivery!

Calyban: Huh? Really? SWEEEETNESS! So that's a wildberry... It's delicious! And no to toss! What a magical fruit! If I have these, I might just give up on other fruit entirely! But... now I feel bad for the little vai. Now that my craving's been satisfied, I realize just how horribly selfish I've been... Shame on me. I'm going to go help clean up the trash! I've really caused a lot of trouble... but now I'm going to make it right! Sarqso!