RadioPandora
This is Radio Pandora, hitting your ears throughout the years, reminding you that just cause you gotta vanish somebody doesn’t mean you can’t be nice about it. <RadioPandora - Radio>
Radio Pandora’s got a message for the lovely killers in the wastes. Keep a bullet in the chamber and your sword at your side, but keep your mind wide open and your head held high. <RadioPandora - Radio>
This is Radio Pandora, the voice of the frontier, with a cautionary tale: take your finger off the trigger from time to time. Old buddy of mine took out an entire bandit camp, then got blown up by a barrel he forgot about – poor boy had nothin’ to second wind off. Stay safe out there, babies. <RadioPandora - Radio>
Radio Pandora's here with three quick tips for creature-killin. Stalkers: kill their shields. Skags: aim for the mouth. Humans: aim for the head. <RadioPandora - Radio>
This is Radio Pandora, keeping you sane in the Pandoran wastes. It’s a harsh world out there, gunslingers – don’t let it beat you. <RadioPandora - Radio>
Another word of wisdom from Radio Pandora: Even when there’s a fool in your crosshairs and murder on your mind, just remember – it costs ya nothin’ to be kind. <RadioPandora - Radio>
Radio Pandora urges you to keep a shock weapon if you're headin' into stalker territory: you can't kill what you can't see. <RadioPandora - Radio>
If you ever meet a skag, remember Radio Pandora's advice: aim for the mouth. <RadioPandora - Radio>
Watch out for those crystalisks, my babies - if you don’t knock off their shiny bits, you're in for a world of hurt. <RadioPandora - Radio>
Should y'all meet a goliath, do everybody a favor and let'em keep that helmet on you. You wouldn’t like them when they're angry. <RadioPandora - Radio>
We got some great music comin' up on Radio Pandora. But now, some messages. <RadioPandora - Radio>
This is frequency 866, which means you're listening to Radio Pandora. And now, some jams. <RadioPandora - Radio>
Radio Pandora's got word of a new Vault Hunter in Sanctuary. Sounds like even a bullet from Handsome Jack's gun couldn't keep 'em down. Remember that when things get tough, my brothers and sisters: whoever you are and whatever you're doin' here, remember to stay strong. <RadioPandora - Radio>
Radio Pandora with some interesting news: someone we'd all missed is back in Sanctuary. Without getting' into specifics that'd make the H-men reach for their guns, I think I speak for all of us when I say: welcome back, beauty. <RadioPandora - Radio>
Congratulations to the Vault Hunter who rescued our man Roland from the claws of Handsome Jack. Some people fight the power -- that Vault Hunter put a bullet in its eye. Radio Pandora out. <RadioPandora - Radio>
Sounds like somebody blew up a Hyperion train out in the Tundra Express. Cool. Radio Pandora out. <RadioPandora - Radio>
This is Radio Pandora offerin' its best wishes to our friends in Sanctuary. Jack may have hit ya, but that don't mean you can't hit him back. <RadioPandora - Radio>
This is Radio Pandora, askin' for a moment of silence for the killin'est bird Pandora. Seeya on the other side, Bloodwing. <RadioPandora - Radio>
Sounds like the Slabs got a new recruit -- this is Radio pandora askin' ya to go easy on 'em, boys. We all know how much you slabs love your hazin' rituals. <RadioPandora - Radio>
Rumors of Handsome Jack's assassination came pourin' in to Radio Pandora, but be cool, my babies -- it was just a body double. Still, here's to wishful thinkin'. <RadioPandora - Radio>
Handsome Jack has murdered Roland.Our friend. Our brother. Now is not the time for keepin' cool, my brothers and sisters. Now is the time to pick up a gun and get to killin' every Hyperion brother you see. <RadioPandora - Radio>
Radio Pandora hears bad things comin' from Handsome Jack's camp. Rumors of aliens and weapons and keys -- this is a message for the vault hunter. You find Handsome Jack, friend. And you give him what he's got comin' to him. <RadioPandora - Radio>
This is it, brothers and sisters. Handsome Jack dies, or we do. It's all down to the Vault Hunter now. Good luck. <RadioPandora - Radio>
Hell of a day, brothers and sisters. This is Radio Pandora, sayin' that Handsome Jack is dead, and Pandora is free. And we've all got one person to thank for it the vault hunter. Good job, my friend. good job. This is Radio Pandora...signing off. <RadioPandora - Radio>