Blow up the village's Scouting Blimps with a fire weapon. Because -- REASONS!
"Because -- REASONS!" is the reason Torgue gives you to blow up the village's Scouting Blimps in the quest A Role-Playing Game in Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep DLC
This phrase can be used whenever you don't know the reasons to something or when you just don't want to answer
Examples
Use this AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Torgue takes no responsibility for the results, unless EXPLOSIONS are involved
Example 1:
Mom: "Why is your room in such a mess?"
Son: "Because -- REASONS!"
Example 2:
Professor: "Why didn't you do the homework?"
Student: "Because -- REASONS!"
Example 3:
Boss: "Why were you late for work today?"
Employee: "Because -- REASONS!"
Example 4:
Secretary of Defense: "Why did you launch the nukes?"
President: "Because -- REASONS!"
