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"Just a little added security. Gotta keep those Bullymongs at bay, or they'll rip your eyes out" (Claptrap, explaining why he has an eye scanner in the door to his place. Not two minutes pass, and a Bullywong named [[Borderlands 2: Knuckle Dragger|Knuckle Dragger]] enters from the completely exposed ceiling, and rips Claptrap's eye out".) | "Just a little added security. Gotta keep those Bullymongs at bay, or they'll rip your eyes out" (Claptrap, explaining why he has an eye scanner in the door to his place. Not two minutes pass, and a Bullywong named [[Borderlands 2: Knuckle Dragger|Knuckle Dragger]] enters from the completely exposed ceiling, and rips Claptrap's eye out".) | ||
| − | "Apart from the excruciating pain, this is great! I've been waiting for a mighty Vault Hunter to help me reach Sanctuary. I will be your wise leader, and you shall be my fearsome | + | "Apart from the excruciating pain, this is great! I've been waiting for a mighty Vault Hunter to help me reach Sanctuary. I will be your wise leader, and you shall be my fearsome minion!" (Claptrap, shortly after his eye gets ripped out) |
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| + | "Great! Just let me get this door open and we'll hunt ourselves a Bullymong" (During the mission [[Borderlands 2: Blindsided|Blindsided]]) | ||
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| + | "Onward, seeing-eye minion! Let me know if I'm gonna run into anything!" (During the mission [[Borderlands 2: Blindsided|Blindsided]]) | ||
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Revision as of 02:01, 18 September 2012
Funny and memorable quotes from the game Borderlands 2
Claptrap
"Great - another dead Vault Hunter. Handsome Jack's been busy. Wait a minute - You're not dead! YES! Now I can get off this glacier! Claptrap, your metaphorical ship has finally come in!" (Right after intro, when Claptrap discovers you are not dead)
"Allow me to introduce myself - I am CL4P-TP steward bot, but my friends call me Claptrap! Or they would, if any of them were still alive. Or had existed in the first place!" (Right after intro)
"Oh - I've got something for you! Here - take this ECHO communicator that I totally didn't loot from one of these corpses (Right after intro scene)
"Man, this is great! Now that I've met a mighty Vault Hunter, I can finally join the resistance in Sanctuary, take vengeance against Jack for killing my product line, and repair my central processor so I can stop thinking out loud! I wonder what it's like to have a belly button." (Shortly after intro)
"Well done! Your ability to walk short distances without dying will be Handsome Jack's Downfall!" (Shortly after intro)
"Vamanos, minion! Arriba, arriba!"
"Sorry about the mess. Everything Jack kills, he dumps here -- bandits, Vault Hunters, Claptrap units... If I sound pleased about this, it's only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I'm actually quite depressed!" (Claptrap, when showing around Claptrap's Place)
"Just a little added security. Gotta keep those Bullymongs at bay, or they'll rip your eyes out" (Claptrap, explaining why he has an eye scanner in the door to his place. Not two minutes pass, and a Bullywong named Knuckle Dragger enters from the completely exposed ceiling, and rips Claptrap's eye out".)
"Apart from the excruciating pain, this is great! I've been waiting for a mighty Vault Hunter to help me reach Sanctuary. I will be your wise leader, and you shall be my fearsome minion!" (Claptrap, shortly after his eye gets ripped out)
"Great! Just let me get this door open and we'll hunt ourselves a Bullymong" (During the mission Blindsided)
"Onward, seeing-eye minion! Let me know if I'm gonna run into anything!" (During the mission Blindsided)
Handsome Jack
"Welcome Vault Hunters... To Your Doom (Nothing Personal)" (On a Hyperion Billboard sign in the train in intro sequence)
"It's cute that y'all think think you're the heroes of this little adventure, but you're not" (Intro)
"Welcome to Pandora, kiddos" (Intro)
"Looking for Blooading? Oh, I moved her a few hours ago. Somewhere a little more...dramatic" (During the mission Wildlife Preservation)
"Hey, you know what I just remembered? It's feeding time." (When you are in the Specimen Maintenance zone.
Mysterious Woman in Communicator
"You're alive for a reason" (Intro)
