Funny and memorable quotes from the game Borderlands 2
Claptrap
"Great - another dead Vault Hunter. Handsome Jack's been busy. Wait a minute - You're not dead! YES! Now I can get off this glacier! Claptrap, your metaphorical ship has finally come in!" (Right after intro, when Claptrap discovers you are not dead)
"Allow me to introduce myself - I am CL4P-TP steward bot, but my friends call me Claptrap! Or they would, if any of them were still alive. Or had existed in the first place!" (Right after intro)
"Oh - I've got something for you! Here - take this ECHO communicator that I totally didn't loot from one of these corpses (Right after intro scene)
"Man, this is great! Now that I've met a mighty Vault Hunter, I can finally join the resistance in Sanctuary, take vengeance against Jack for killing my product line, and repair my central processor so I can stop thinking out loud! I wonder what it's like to have a belly button." (Shortly after intro)
"Well done! Your ability to walk short distances without dying will be Handsome Jack's Downfall!" (Shortly after intro)
Handsome Jack
"Welcome Vault Hunters... To Your Doom (Nothing Personal)" (On a Hyperion Billboard sign in the train in intro sequence)
"It's cute that y'all think think you're the heroes of this little adventure, but you're not" (Intro)
"Welcome to Pandora, kiddos" (Intro)
Lilith
"You're alive for a reason"
